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I've come to pay my respects. Rest in penis, Mai. :pensive:

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Lmfaoooooo

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Mai is dead not big surprise. /ref

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[Video transcript begin.]

[The video starts pointing at the floor, then shakes as Mai struggles to get the go-pro to stay in the correct spot in the room. She backs up, revealing the other two in her office.]

Mari: You are really fucking bad at holding that!

Mai: Shut Up!

Mari: Just get this over with, you idiot.

Mai: Gladly… As You Can See, There Are Two People Here. One Is Barely Alive, The Other Could Live A Long Happy Life.

Mari: Happy is debatable.

Mai: Anyway, I Had You All Vote. But We Still Need The Most Important One.

[The door to Mai’s office creaks, as Edgar enters the room. Holding up a hairspray canister and a lighter. He looks tense.]

Mai: Edgar! You Made It.

Edgar: I will light you on fire if you don’t hurry this up, Mai.

Mai: Sorry But If You Do That…

[Mai removes her jacket, revealing a metal plate and 9 wires.]

Mai: Rose will die! Surprise! Do You Like It? I'm Calling It The… Dead Rose Switch! Basically If My Heart Stops Before Rose Is Dewired She Dies!

[Edgars shoulders hunch up, but he maintains a calm tone as he speaks.]

Edgar: Great. Real creative name.

Mai: I Made It In Like 5 Minutes… Didn't Have Time For A Name, Anyway Hit One Of The Two Buttons Before You.

[He reaches out, but hesitates, looking between the two, before making eye contact with Mari, who nods. Edgar slams his palm into the button with their name on it, before stepping back.]

Edgar: W– well, I’ve made my choice.

Mai: Well, The Person Who Will Stay Here Is ROS- Just Kidding! It's Mari!

Edgar: Mai, you are fucking hilarious. Wow.

Mai: Fuck You, And Give Me A Moment!

[Mai begins inputting a code into her monitor, as Mari takes a deep breath.]

Mari: So um… Okay, what now?

Edgar: This… uh, this may be goodbye, for now. I guess.

Mari: Yeah… On the bright side, my girlfriend is here… In the vents, and she brought me cake! Do you want a piece?

Edgar: If you have one to spare, yes?

Mari: Okay, here!

[Mari hands Edgar a piece of cake.]

Edgar: Mari, I just wanted to say that… I’m sorry for lying to you about all of this. I thought it would keep you out of danger, and my judgment was way far off. If I didn’t do that, you wouldn’t be…

[Mari hugs Edgar, their next words being said with a tear.]

Mari: Edgar! this probably would have happened anyway let's be honest… Think of it this way you're getting Rose back.

Edgar: Yeah, but losing one person for another isn’t a happy ending for anyone involved. I promised you’d be fine, and I really don’t want to break another one of those.

Mari: Edgar, look at me! I will be fine. In fact I'm doing better today than I was, because now I have a chance to save sarah.

[Edgar pauses, thinking about what to respond with, he glances around the room before bringing his focus back to Mari.]

Edgar: I think I’m running out of time… Goodbye, Mari, stay safe. You’ll do great. I hope to see you again someday.

Mari: yeah… Goodbye for now Edgar, stay safe. And yeah, we'll meet again eventually.

Mai: Okay, Times Up Idiots. Edgar Come Over Here And Stand Where Rose Can See You. Also Idk Talk To Her.

[Edgar walks over to where Rose is, fumbling with something in his pocket before opening his mouth to speak, but he hesitates again, trying to think of something to say.]

Edgar: Uh, shit, I don’t actually know what to say here, I’m blanking. Er, hi?

Mai: Yeah She's Not Gonna Respond Right Now, Is There Like Something Rose Enjoyed?

Edgar: Okay first of all, fuck off, Mai. Second of all, yeah, there is. Um. Rose, I listened to the CD you left, it was really good.

Mai: Okay! That Works, I Guess. Oh And Hug Her Trust Me If We Don't Do This Right… Rose Will Fucking Die. And I'm Trying To Be Nice.

[Edgar glares at Mai, then moves closer to Rose to hug her.]

Mai: Okay! Doing The Thing Now!

[Mai begins hitting more buttons as the sound of disconnecting wires can be heard.]

Mai: Try Talking To Her Now! And Then You Have Probably… 3 Minutes Before She Just Starts Bleeding From The Inside.

Edgar: Three fucking minutes? Christ… Uh, hey, Rose, we kinda don’t have a lot of time but, we’re going to get out of here, and you’re going to be okay.

Rose: dad…?

Mari: Oh, and like don't worry about time… I called 911 like 30 minutes ago bro!

Edgar: Jeez, you’re really on top of things, I probably should have left the planning to you in the first place.

Mari: Yeah probably but we don't have a lot of time so um… Goodbye, and get running!

Edgar: Wait, Mai, is the ���Dead Rose Switch’ still active?

Mai: No, It Stopped Working When The Wires Disconnected, But I Have A Gun Pointed At Mari So Don't Fucking Try Anything.

Edgar: Okay, well, you’re still fucking lame, and I think this would be really funny.

[Edgar lunges for the gun in Mai’s hand and wrenches it out, then takes the hairspray canister and the lighter and lights Mai’s left pant leg on fire, immediately after, he sweeps his leg into the back of Mai’s knees, causing her to fall to the floor. He then grabs Rose and bolts out the office door, flipping her off as he leaves.]

Mai: YOU FUCKER!

Mari: Okay, put your leg out, stupid, and let's get to the point.

[Mai puts her leg out before grabbing a showfall mask off the table.]

Mari: Can I like… hum a song while we do this?

Mai: FINE WHATEVER LET'S JUST END THIS DISASTER.

[Mari begins humming a song recognized as "Goodbye so soon" as Mai gets closer.]

Mai: Any Last Words?

Mari: Yeah, I have two. Fuck You.

[Mai quickly puts the mask on Mari, and they fall to the floor. The song that Mari was humming begins to play over the speakers in the office, and the feed begins to fade to black. But not before the Go-Pro falls to the floor, having slowly been leaning the whole recording.]

Mai: Sleep Well, You Brat.

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i want to put you in a glass jar and throw you at a wall (derogatory)

Huh?

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I still really want to microwave you

Wha?

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i wanna swing you around by your arms into multiple metal objects but it wont kill you just break your kneecaps

Try It I Dare You.

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L imagine not being able to catch someone

Fuck You

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girlie they sent you grapes

I Can See That.

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Have fun dying! xoxo😘😘

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Na

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ooo spinning you around in the microwave like i did to alvin and the chipmunks ooooo

Who?

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grapecore

Again... What?

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wow noone want you fr

Good.

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fuckin L bro got told offfff sucks to be you

I Still Dislike You.

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Tantrum in walmart behavior

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What's Walmart?

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Bro pull up behind dennys 🥰

I Don't Like Denny's

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You gonna be the one to drop it?

Yes.

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ONE WHAT COMES AFTER ONE?? TWO WHAT COMES AFTER TWO?? THREE WHAT COMES AFTER THREE?? FOOUURRRRRRRRR!!! I CAN ONLY COUNT TO FOUR I CAN ONLY COUNT TO FOUR I CAN ONLY COUNT TO FOUR

Five Comes After Four