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man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside

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House drugged that coffee btw

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this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked

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you know you hear people discussing the mean girl-to-nurse pipeline but I feel there is an equally if not more prevalent phenomenon of the egotistical boy-to-surgeon pipeline

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Absolutely losing my mind over this text I got from a client today

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*an intrusive thought is classified as an unwanted thought that is often disturbing and causes distress (i.e. the unwanted thought of hurting someone, or a distressing scenario of something bad happening to you). impulsive thoughts (i.e. the urge to randomly dye your hair) are not intrusive thoughts unless it causes you some level of distress

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Had the funniest experience earlier of my swiftie coworker putting the new white girl breakup songs™️ album on the speaker at work and the moment she left the room long enough for her phone to disconnect from Bluetooth our older coworker immediately put on 10 hours of relaxing tibetan flute music instead and we all collectively sighed in relief

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Palpatine looks like an evil Colin Mochrie

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how to make movies good again:

put some fucking puppets in that thang!!!

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does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012

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Oh my god where’s that one beach boys photo that looks like a hardcore show