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Teach Me Your Magic - Submitted by alliveirrr

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✧ Black Bayard ✧

I haven’t posted in a while, so a big thank you to all my awesome followers for your patience and support!

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The weather is not a toy

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Gift for my sister, so far all of my Final Fantasy X art is for her lol

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@tmaynt Day 21: Favorite Shredder

I think 03 Shredder is always going to be my favorite, because he was a genuine threat and had a certain charm to him when he tried to recruit Leo back in season 1, but he was also a little utrom alien who resorted to feral face grabbing when he was out of the exo-suit and the duality is just so flippin funny to me. The Duality of Shredder lmao

During the episodes where he's being all charming and business like while in "human form", I try to imagine what it would look like if Ch'rell was out in the open and not hiding in the suit, and it makes me crack up lol

unblurred version below and bonus sketches below

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Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw

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I find the fact that the closest mountain point on earth to the moon, the highest mountain and the tallest mountain are 3 different mountains to be a tiny bit disturbing

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what is HAPPENING

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HOW DID A BABY TURTLE THE SIZE OF A QUARTER GET INTO OUR LIVING ROOM

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The Princess Bride is such a funny book to read after ONLY seeing the movie. Like Goldman made up a fake author from a fake country and proceeded to write the book as an abridged version of what the fake author wrote... and then he proceeds to add in notes to the "abridged version" mentioning all the boring world building stuff he skipped because it was boring.

Like shout out to William Goldman, man really did make an entire book that is just "the cool scenes you thought of in your head" and then made up a fake author to abridge so he doesn't have to connect them.

And it slaps

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A crow suddenly finds out he's appreciated not only for seduction and murder

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I still think it’s hilarious that the reason nobody ever figures out Superman’s secret identity or where he lives or what he does when he’s not saving the planet, is because he already told them all the Kryptonian stuff that can’t be tied to any of his human friends or family. I guarantee you the in-universe wikipedia article on Superman lists his name as Kal-El and the “personal life” section says that he lives full-time at his private fortress of solitude at the north pole. Nobody in the world looks at Clark Kent and thinks “oh my god, maybe he’s superman!” for the same reason nobody ever starts to suspect that their coworker who looks KINDA like Barack Obama is actually secretly Barack Obama – They know who Barack Obama is and know what he does and they know their coworker Greg is Greg and not Barack Obama. They have no reason to assume Barack Obama secretly moonlights as Greg The IT Guy at their workplace even though they’ve never seen Greg and Obama in the same place. At best, “Greg is secretly Obama” would be a running joke at the office, and the same is true at the Daily Planet. “Kal-El of Krypton, who lives in a CRYSTAL PALACE at the NORTH POLE and whose dayjob is SUPERMAN, sometimes puts on a suit and pretends to be a clumsy reporter and lives in a one-bedroom walkup in Metropolis” is a ridiculous concept to anyone who doesn’t already know it’s true

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Sometimes people will email me begging me to approve a purchase order and launching into an explanation of how badly they need it and I want to take their hands and softly tell them that this company and this job means nothing to me and they can go expense a llama for all I give a shit

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Harley Quinn: The Joker died of natural causes.

Commissioner Gordon: He was poisoned.

Poison Ivy: And those poisons occur naturally in nature.

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recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

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bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes