mai-2003
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mai-2003 · 8 months ago
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#1 reason why I'm never having a cat in my life
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mai-2003 · 8 months ago
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You can only reblog this today.
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mai-2003 · 1 year ago
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Ooooooh, thanks for explaining! Also thanks to everyone who've been answering my question!
About the Bi-Han x Sareena thing...
Were they cannon or fanon? Because the only thing I remember about their "relationship" is that Bi-Han saved her, and she automatically started seeing him as her perfect knight in shining armor because of this. I've always thought that Sarena was delusional and it was an one-sided thing.
Now everyone is getting happy about the line "Bi-Han's future bestie" and I'm just standing here confused about how is this going to work in this timeline since Ashra was the one to save Sareena now and apparently they're on Liu Kang's side.
The only memories I have about MK games are from my childhood when I used to watch my dad playing the games and I really don't remember seeing Sareena and Bi-Han interacting after Mythologies. I'm just 20 and I haven't played many MK games... I'm genuinely asking for oficial lore, I don't mean to offend anyone! I'm just confused and curious about this weird... ship?
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mai-2003 · 1 year ago
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Farewell Yuji 🫡
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mai-2003 · 1 year ago
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JJK Community going feral rn
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mai-2003 · 1 year ago
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OMG SYMPHONY OF THE NIGHT DESIGN!!!!!
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ALUCARD IS BACK
ALUCARD in CASTLEVANIA: NOCTURNE (2023)
1.08 | Devourer of Light
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mai-2003 · 1 year ago
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LMAO
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Has anyone done this yet??
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mai-2003 · 1 year ago
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Pure Tuber
youtube
Y'ALL I'M DYING HERE-
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mai-2003 · 1 year ago
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That would be amazing actually.
MK1 Cyber Initiative Theory:
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I've seen some strange use of "armour" and "tailoring" in the datamined script and some intro dialogues.
This Takeda intro that is allegedly with Cyrax.
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And this Bi-Han line.
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I don't think the Cyber Initiative is about body modification and making cyborgs out of humans. It's a type of suit, but there is an intact human inside of it. They can take it off and on.
Maybe like Iron Man suit.
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Due to brand recognition and cyborgs, popularity, the designs will be fully body armour. They would look like the usual cyborgs.
I'd love it if it turned out like this. We can have Sektor and Cyrax as humans AND as "cyborgs".
Also this wouldn't ruin Bi-Han's chances of redemption either. He's not forcing anyone into becoming robots, he simply had Sektor make armours.
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mai-2003 · 1 year ago
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FINALLY! ARRANGED MARRIAGE!
@bihansthot 🫡
- To Surrender -
- Bi-Han/afab Reader -
tw: Arranged Marriage, Comfort, Fluff and Smut, Failed First Time, First Time
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mai-2003 · 1 year ago
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Me and my sisters in a nutshell
Kuai Liang: Fuck Bi-Han
Johnny: Yeah, fuck that guy
Kuai: Shut up, Johnny, don't talk about my brother like that.
Bi-Han: Fuck Kuai Liang
Frost: He really was a bitch for leaving.
Bi-Han: Mind your damn tongue, Frost.
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mai-2003 · 1 year ago
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Wait... It's really Sektor?
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마음대로 날조하기
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mai-2003 · 1 year ago
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LMAO
Ok so, quick question:
Why didn’t Liu make Bi-Han his Champion?
Cause like, Bi-Han whole issue in MK1 was, as we Brazilians say: his ass was on fire! (Ele estava com fogo no c*)
Meaning he was anxious, hyperactive, bored, in a desperate need to do something, ANYTHING!
I mean, just look at his chapter, look how THRILLED he was by kombat!
Bro was like
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KOMBAT KOMBAT KOMBAT KOMBAT KOMBAT KOMBAT KOMBAT KOMBAT KOMBAT KOMBAT KOMBAT KOMBAT KOMBAT KOMBAT KOMBAT KOMBAT
And I would expect no less, he made it clear that it has been YEARS since he last engaged in combat!
HIM. BI-HAN. SUB-ZERO. GRANDMASTER OF THE LIN KUEI.
YEARS. AWAY. FROM KOMBAT!
Seriously look at this:
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Homie has boredom written all over his face!
And with that I once again ask you: WHY DIDN'T LIU MAKE HIM HIS CHAMPION?
Put him to fight in the Mortal Kombat! Put him to investigate Shang Tsung!
Don't call him last minute as if he's your 2nd 3rd option! Man deserves better than that after years of loyalty!
Honestly the only reason Liu got screwed over was due to his OWN terrible management of his foes' lives!
He made Shang and Quan Chi miserable OF COURSE they would ally themselves to the first person who offers them a way out!
He drove Bi-Han mad with BOREDOM alone! Of course the man will turn his back on him at the first sight of excitement!
Ma mom always says: always wish for other people's happiness cause happy people don't bother.
And honestly someone had to tell Liu Kang that!🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️
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mai-2003 · 1 year ago
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@blackssuunn, I love the way you write Simon, it's always so wholesome and so in character! Like when he's all shy and awkward with his s/o! It melts my heart everytime!!! @bihansthot, I love your entire Bi-Han content! He's been my second favorite character in the game since childhood and it's really nice to get to know him better through you!!!
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mai-2003 · 1 year ago
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AYO- ARE Y'ALL TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL WORSE? BECAUSE IT'S WORKING!
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WAAAAIT
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Can someone fact check this omg
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mai-2003 · 1 year ago
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OMG
another bi-han 🤝 kazuya moment I just realized is that they can bond over having been forced to welcome a silver-haired adopted brother in the family
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mai-2003 · 1 year ago
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Valid reasons!
how to convince your friends to play sky
10 reasons why you should play skycotl
slides below!
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thats all 10 reasons
thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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