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Me @ myself: it’s not that serious Myself @ me: …yea it is bitcj

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me at night: tomorrow i'm gonna wake up early and start with a run and then i'm gonna go over my notes and drink a super healthy protein shake and eat fruit and work on ME i'm gonna dress so nice and be extra kind and study hard tomorrow i am gonna OWN this :)

me in the morning: no.

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im hot

H ard to love O bnoxious T errible

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Me, watching the got finale: you think margery survived that though

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When I say I hate country music I DONT mean life is a highway by rascal flatts

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I don’t get how people care about piper or alex when literally every other character on the show is more interesting than them. hmm

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why are the hot ones always gay

Because straight people are ugly

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Hillary giving a speech on economic inequality, wearing a $12,500 Armani coat

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a complete list of my fav Snape moments!!!!!!

the time Hermione set him on fire

his death

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*banging my fists on a table* LET CASHIERS HAVE CHAIRS

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i hate meeting new people and them being like ‘oh ur so quiet :(’ like ????????? what the FUCK am i supposed to tell u jessica i dont even KNOW you

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remember when u used to go over to ur friends house and youd go down to the ‘computer room’ to the dads old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and ur friend would show u charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type stuff on youtube while thier younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

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No more dick talk, can we talk about food?