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Hello, humiliation fetishists? Just wanna let you know your fetish is so normal and there's nothing to be embarrassed about.
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It’s gotten so fashionable on tumblr to hate on The Beatles but who else is going to eat rotten wood and contribute to soil fertility in complex forest ecosystems?
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demon days parody

after too many hours, im done :DDDDD
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daily ibuprofen 55!
this Suaprofen is new and improved!

but that’s just a theory….. an Alien Theory.
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fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” Kellogg
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I can’t believe Anthy is parked on the same street I’m staying at in Brooklyn what do i do what do i say
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Just remembered when I was a child I found a christian webpage arguing that hydrothermal tube worms support the existence of hell because of something in the bible about hell having demonic worms in it that eat your soul and I wrote a lengthy angry email about how tube worms can't be connected to evil because they are beautiful gentle beings who cannot hurt anything and just sway peacefully forever sustained by the vent itself, the most innocent creature there coupd ever be.
They never responded to me so obviously I hope they DIED. fucking bastards !!!! 😡😡😡
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Everyone who plays around with Tarot cards long enough winds up with a “bad” card that they love. I just barely persuaded my husband not to get the Ten of Swords tattooed on his body; traditionally, it shows a corpse with ten swords stuck in their body and means “utter ruin,” but he thought that if it took ten swords to kill you, then you must have put up a pretty good fight.
honestly this is the most badass ten of swords interpretation i've ever heard. i'm stealing this
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im super artblocked rn. anyway its funny how the protags are recolors of the rivals
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im super artblocked rn. anyway its funny how the protags are recolors of the rivals
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rb this to give the person you reblogged from a very tiny frog
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