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Going from pressing physical buttons to tapping icons on a screen was the biggest mistake humankind has ever made

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Brushing your teeth doesn’t count unless you gag

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Sure, you didn’t buy the Joja membership because of your good morals. But did you bribe the town alcoholics with beer to win their friendship? mhm thought so

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Did anyone else picture the ouran host club as the secret history boys the entire time they read it, or was that just me?

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every now and then I remember the golden record and just bust out crying

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Hi. Why does Stardew Valley use the gold standard?

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God there is nothing worse than being asked to identify some family's special rock that they've kept on the mantle for the last 15 years (that they thought was a meteorite) only to immediately recognize it as slag.

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Remember kids,don't live your life in a way where the entirety of the internet make jokes because you got turned into canned tuna after paying a quarter of a million dollars to ride in an ACME submarine built by Wile E. Coyote

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i should be allowed to murder someone every once in a while. as a treat

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tf are gnats doing in those weird little gnat clouds? Socializing??

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wrath

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I hope you make a lovely soil where my crops can thrive. ☀️