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Out of context Anthony Bridgerton

Charles: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

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I like my men a little insane

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i want this man badly, abysmally, atrociously, awfully, damnably, deplorably, detestably, disastrously, dreadfully, execrably, horrendously, horribly, horrifically, rottenly, terribly, intolerably, incorrectly, indecently, reprehensibly, unsuitably, vulgarly naughtily, egregiously, flagrantly, grossly, miserably, shoddily, sleazily, trashily, unspeakably, abominably, odiously, vilely inferiorly, insufficiently, meagerly, meanly, scantily, scantly, shabbily, skimpily, sparely, stingily. 🙏🏼😇

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O León anda com esse tuíte impresso dentro da carteira pra usar quando alguém menciona o passado dele tipo a carta +4 do Uno.

león is bracing himself for ludmila’s complaints about water not being free

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León prontíssimo pra deixar os pensamentos intrusivos vencerem

EVERYONE GATHER ROUND I’LL TELL YOU SOME FUN FACTS ABOUT ASTRONOMY

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Te amo, León não conseguindo disfarçar a vergonha alheia quando alguém faz alguma coisa bizarra, te amo

endearingly embarrassing

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*Me freaking the shit out because I am feeling sexual things about a guy*

My period the next day:

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He made a long mental checklist of the things he liked and disliked about women. He liked tennis skirts and jean cut-offs, but not the kind so short you could see the pockets. He liked ballet flats and heels. He hated sneakers and dress shoes. What was fine with sandals, as long as they were worn with a fresh pedicure. He liked thigh gaps, hated cankles. He liked tan lines, long necks, slender shoulders. He liked good posture and fruit-scented body mist. He liked full lips, and small noses. He liked chokers, but the lacy ones with flower cutouts or delicate patterns. He hated girls who sat like boys, talked like boys, acted like boys. But there was nothing on planet Earth he hated more than body hair. That’s one of the first things he noticed about Maddy. She was basically hairless.

“Stuntin’ Like My Daddy” Euphoria: Season 1, Episode 2

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Kenji: I'm still not over the fact that out of all the people in the world, your type is a psychopath. Juliette: Well your type is the girl who has the same powers as you and can still beat your ass any day, I don't judge you. Kenji: SHE CAN FUCKING FLY!!!! Warner: *from the other room* And she has a brain

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Having my period in summer is a curse, my uterus is bleeding and I can't wrap myself in a blanket till I root and die

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Steve, Eddie,and love♡

To be honest I am not a pet person and I'm not a fan of dogs, but I make an exception for Eddie. He is so sweet and was the perfect addition to the 5-0 team. I love the relationship between Steve and Eddie, so of course I had to showcase it!

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Cuidado Joseph, as pessoas vão achar que você shippa Vanquinn e cancelar você

If you could give your younger self advice what would it be?

Joseph Quinn & Grace Van Dien, Fanexpo New Orleans

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Ai como são meus esses dois

Viscount and Viscountess Bridgerton Bridgerton (2020– ) 🐝 2x08 “The Viscount Who Loved Me”

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Boys should stop posting abs and hand pics

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Lactose-intolerant people on ice creams be like this (me I am lactose intolerant people)

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A mood

lana: there has been a rule break

me: is that supposed to matter to me

lana: several of them, in fact

me: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE-

Lana: there’s been a rule break

Theo: which of you utterly selfish, disgusting, depraved motherfuckers couldn’t keep it in your pants for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES??!!

Lana: Theo and MC went down on each other in the shower.

Theo: and I don’t regret it for a second.

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The sink investigation is everything to me

The confessionals are my absolute favourite part of this game! It's less about MC and more about each of the singles dynamics with one another! 😄