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tma stuff from this year ✨

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time travel tma fics be like:

it's killing your shitty capitalist eldritch boss hours babieeee

my children deserve rest and i am going to gift it to them

get in loser we're speedrunning 4 seasons of character development!!!!

the spiral is probably helping us but i still don't trust it

the web is probably helping us but i still don't trust it

time to Bully Elias

i may know the future but that doesn't mean i know wtf i'm doing

we're just gonna ignore poor pathetic old man leitner in the tunnels tbh

sasha Deserves Better

jon and martin allotted-mutual-pining hours commence immediately this time around so get ready

so how the fuck are we gonna hide from jonah douchard's stupid all seeing eye this time fellas

tim please calm down

daisy p l e a s e calm down

shut up i already know u and that u wanna kill me this isn't n e w get in line bitch

jon can have a little intimidating the shit out of elias. as a treat.

mr. peter lukas imma need you to turn around and immediately leave the way u came in no words no questions just leave :)

i have s o many emotions about these people i'm technically supposed to have met last week fu k c

pls don't touch that statement hardworking assistant of mine, i got it n o w o r r i es :)))))

no!!! that is not my martin/my jon!! i Can Not Fall In Love with him in this timeline, it would not be fair to him,,,, would it ? ? ?

time for crippling guilt and self doubt!!!!

moral and spatial-temporal dilemmas of a gay and anxious nature

jon's ceaseless urge to punch his past self

"jon looks like he's gonna melt into a sad gloopy puddle whenever he looks at me what tf is up him"

crippling guilt and self doubt!!! part 2!!! electric boogaloo!!!

S E C R E T S

so i died in another timeline that's fun huh

there are so many narrative threads to keep track of jon are u okay??? do u need a calendar for all these events and lives ur tryna save???

the Power of Friendship prevails u dumb idiot, god of course we're gonna help u-

it's Found Family time bitches!!!

the possibility of s o many things going so differently and terribly wrong this time around is like,,,, a s t r o n o m i c a l l y high

monster jon monster jon moNSTER JON MON S T E R J O-

the other avatars and fear entities either hate jon's newly powerful and unpredictable guts or wanna have fun helping to kill/destroy elias there's no in between

this shit's gonna get s a p p y bitches bUCKLE UP-

it's jon deserves a fucking hug hours babieee pLEASE

oh no, said jon, i fucked up

Author's Notes: "yES this is ridiculously self indulgent, nO i don't c a r e"

pls process ur emotions in a healthy manner this time around i'm b e g g i n g u mr. jon jarchivist

feel free to add more i live for this goddamn trope

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time travel tma fics be like:

it's killing your shitty capitalist eldritch boss hours babieeee

my children deserve rest and i am going to gift it to them

get in loser we're speedrunning 4 seasons of character development!!!!

the spiral is probably helping us but i still don't trust it

the web is probably helping us but i still don't trust it

time to Bully Elias

i may know the future but that doesn't mean i know wtf i'm doing

we're just gonna ignore poor pathetic old man leitner in the tunnels tbh

sasha Deserves Better

jon and martin allotted-mutual-pining hours commence immediately this time around so get ready

so how the fuck are we gonna hide from jonah douchard's stupid all seeing eye this time fellas

tim please calm down

daisy p l e a s e calm down

shut up i already know u and that u wanna kill me this isn't n e w get in line bitch

jon can have a little intimidating the shit out of elias. as a treat.

mr. peter lukas imma need you to turn around and immediately leave the way u came in no words no questions just leave :)

i have s o many emotions about these people i'm technically supposed to have met last week fu k c

pls don't touch that statement hardworking assistant of mine, i got it n o w o r r i es :)))))

no!!! that is not my martin/my jon!! i Can Not Fall In Love with him in this timeline, it would not be fair to him,,,, would it ? ? ?

time for crippling guilt and self doubt!!!!

moral and spatial-temporal dilemmas of a gay and anxious nature

jon's ceaseless urge to punch his past self

"jon looks like he's gonna melt into a sad gloopy puddle whenever he looks at me what tf is up him"

crippling guilt and self doubt!!! part 2!!! electric boogaloo!!!

S E C R E T S

so i died in another timeline that's fun huh

there are so many narrative threads to keep track of jon are u okay??? do u need a calendar for all these events and lives ur tryna save???

the Power of Friendship prevails u dumb idiot, god of course we're gonna help u-

it's Found Family time bitches!!!

the possibility of s o many things going so differently and terribly wrong this time around is like,,,, a s t r o n o m i c a l l y high

monster jon monster jon moNSTER JON MON S T E R J O-

the other avatars and fear entities either hate jon's newly powerful and unpredictable guts or wanna have fun helping to kill/destroy elias there's no in between

this shit's gonna get s a p p y bitches bUCKLE UP-

it's jon deserves a fucking hug hours babieee pLEASE

oh no, said jon, i fucked up

Author's Notes: "yES this is ridiculously self indulgent, nO i don't c a r e"

pls process ur emotions in a healthy manner this time around i'm b e g g i n g u mr. jon jarchivist

feel free to add more i live for this goddamn trope

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note... elias can pronounce it differently.... jon on the other hand...

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this really is out of nowhere but i just remembered that absolutely hilarious scene of intense awkwardness between jon and tim in s1

tim, from a publishing background: so, boss, i just wanted to let you know that you keep making little verbal typos in these statement recordings and like, i realize they’re negligible in the grand scheme, but we are trying to build some kind of functional professional database here so it might be a good idea to try and re-record a couple of them when you get the chance?

jon: literally fuck off. i have insomnia and i am being haunted

tim: cool cool cool cool cool cool right okay yep. gotcha. i’ll just. put a sticky note on it or something.

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#also great way to introduce best boy tim stoker

this really is out of nowhere but i just remembered that absolutely hilarious scene of intense awkwardness between jon and tim in s1

tim, from a publishing background: so, boss, i just wanted to let you know that you keep making little verbal typos in these statement recordings and like, i realize they’re negligible in the grand scheme, but we are trying to build some kind of functional professional database here so it might be a good idea to try and re-record a couple of them when you get the chance?

jon: literally fuck off. i have insomnia and i am being haunted

tim: cool cool cool cool cool cool right okay yep. gotcha. i’ll just. put a sticky note on it or something.

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thank you!

this really is out of nowhere but i just remembered that absolutely hilarious scene of intense awkwardness between jon and tim in s1

tim, from a publishing background: so, boss, i just wanted to let you know that you keep making little verbal typos in these statement recordings and like, i realize they’re negligible in the grand scheme, but we are trying to build some kind of functional professional database here so it might be a good idea to try and re-record a couple of them when you get the chance?

jon: literally fuck off. i have insomnia and i am being haunted

tim: cool cool cool cool cool cool right okay yep. gotcha. i’ll just. put a sticky note on it or something.

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i *think* there was something somewhere from RQ--discord? reddit?--about these being actual mistakes in writing/production. can't say for sure, though. this is a very vague memory and i'm at like a 23 out of 100 on the fully-grasping-TMA-interconnected-elements scale.

this really is out of nowhere but i just remembered that absolutely hilarious scene of intense awkwardness between jon and tim in s1

tim, from a publishing background: so, boss, i just wanted to let you know that you keep making little verbal typos in these statement recordings and like, i realize they’re negligible in the grand scheme, but we are trying to build some kind of functional professional database here so it might be a good idea to try and re-record a couple of them when you get the chance?

jon: literally fuck off. i have insomnia and i am being haunted

tim: cool cool cool cool cool cool right okay yep. gotcha. i’ll just. put a sticky note on it or something.

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i was about to be like "haha peter lukas is so dumb for picking the guy whose main role in the narrative is being in love" but then i realized that martin's love is what makes him lonely, so he couldn't rescue himself from the lonely by thinking of people he loves, which was the solution presented in all the statements we'd heard about people being trapped in the lonely. so instead i am just sad

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Would “The Man Who Wasn’t There Do Not Interact”

A) prevent The Man Who Wasn’t There from beckoning me down the stairs

B) act the same as telling The Man Who Wasn’t There to go away

C) it depends

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You know what’s a shame?

That Georgie “don’t be a stranger” Barker, Tim “statement of Joe Spooky” Stoker and Gerard “I’m dead serious” Keay never met in canon and roasted Jon together

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this really is out of nowhere but i just remembered that absolutely hilarious scene of intense awkwardness between jon and tim in s1

tim, from a publishing background: so, boss, i just wanted to let you know that you keep making little verbal typos in these statement recordings and like, i realize they’re negligible in the grand scheme, but we are trying to build some kind of functional professional database here so it might be a good idea to try and re-record a couple of them when you get the chance?

jon: literally fuck off. i have insomnia and i am being haunted

tim: cool cool cool cool cool cool right okay yep. gotcha. i’ll just. put a sticky note on it or something.

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I bet the beholding loves the creepy encounters subreddit

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isn't the longform title of Beholding just The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known

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hi magnus fans I decided to condense my limited knowledge about the show into this handy chart.