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I can’t believe you got us banned from the moon.

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Wrote up a script for my first video about Magisters. Might still be awhile to get all the visuals though. Working on it!!

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Your D&D class based off of your Hogwarts house

Ravenclaw: Wizard

Gryffindor: Wizard

Hufflepuff: Wizard

Slytherin: Wizard

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Sometimes I worry no one wants to follow my blog because they think I'm a bot

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Tag this post with one random fact about your DnD character that bears no importance whatsoever.

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The guild’s manager strikes a pose!

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America’s gotta go

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Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

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Sex is fluid in D&D

Context: Player 1 is a girl playing a male character. Player 1: Suck mah dick! Player 2: Hey, you actually have one now! Player 1: Hey I do!

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A person named dnd grandma followed me on Twitter and I have never been so blessed

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The party is circling around a large estate they know necromancers and undead have taken over and are looking into windows

Cleric: Is it lit?

Cleric: STOP LAUGHING I MEANT ARE THE TORCHES ON

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My bff isn't on here so I screenshoted it and texted to her. SAVE THE HANDS.

I discovered something useful today, taking breaks or exercising never helps me but THIS does, sharing to save a life

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when you want to move on with the story but the players have other ideas

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DM: you enter a dark cavern, which would be a problem if you all didn’t ruin my atmospheric storytelling by having fucking dark vision.

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I'm live on Twitch for the first time ever playing overwatch - Watch me at twitch.tv/magistersgm

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Our sorcerer: “I seduce the head of the board.”

Me(dm): “Okay roll with disadvantage.”

S: “…”

S: “……” S: “2 nat 20s”