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Any of you know Aaron Stewart?

my boy

Cool

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Alastair: Hello, excuse me. I would like to buy this abstract, surrealist, post-modern painting of this depressive and tormented person.

Salesman: I’m sorry sir, that’s a mirror

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diversity win! the century old evil chaos mage who’s killed thousands is genderfluid!

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Call: Yum! Thanks!

Master Joseph: *putting more duct tape over his mouth* what the fuck stop eating it

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Magisterium Valentines: perfect for you, your girlfriend, the counterweight-slash-soulmate you resurrected without her permission, and your fourth wheel best friend! We guarantee that we have a card for every relationship.

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constantine vibes

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so today i’m gonna talk about *spins wheel of options* au where alastair sticks to his guns, doesn’t let call go to the magisterium, and goes on the run across state lines. they end up getting pursued by not only the magisterium for breaking their laws about mage children education, but also the us federal government because alastair sorts out everything except for enrolling call in any kind of official schooling. essentially this is the Most Unfun Road Trip Ever (in call’s words) with the highlight of mages struggling not to reveal their powers in front of normie fbi agents

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American mages: *having a war, drama, ect*

Rest of the magical world:

The question is why America got exiled/cut themselves off from the rest of the world. Maybe they had a disagreement about what to do about makars, hence why they didn't help the magisterium in the war (they thought they deserved what they got for not taking care of the makars early)?

so *spins wheel again* i lowkey think american mages have been exiled/excommunicated from the rest of the world.

i mean. in the space of two decades, usa had a full out war against The enemy of death, and then got double makars, and then they realised oh one of those two is now dead and the other is the reincarnation of that previous makar, and then everything happened with alex. like, if news of any of this did manage get out, then surely someone wouldve stepped the fuck in to ask america what the hell they were doing. or in europe’s case, sent someone to kill the makars. especially when there were two very well known ones (calron) known for studying under the same master & thus being in the same place at the same time very often??

that nobody did anything makes me feel as tho the world often turns a blind eye to everything in america like its not happening. like they’re crazy hillbillies or something

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Straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

Gay friend groups be like: *boy possessed by the soul of his father’s Evil Overlord ex-boyfriend* *rich girl with the only ounce of smartness* *the one who used to be possessed boy’s nemesis but is now actually his counterweight/soulmate living in the nemesis’s body after his original resurrection failed and he had to live in possessed boy’s head before the body snatching* *the snarky asian one who deserved his redemption arc and more* *the girl with the ferret*

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Air bubbles in the bloodstreams could give air mages the bends like when divers don't depressurise properly- if they overuse it, they could end up with joint pain as air bubbles collect in the joints, confusion, memory loss and mood swings if the air bubbles collect in the brain, or dizziness, nausea and hearing loss if it affects the ears.

Water mages are known to suddenly collapse hours after a battle after secondary drowning sets in and their lungs fill with water.

i think we might have mentioned this before a few months ago but wouldn’t it be cool if (in the magisterium series) mages suffered various physical/mental effects from over-using magic?? like if, instead of just snapping into a devoured state or feeling exhausted, some other things happened to the magic-user?

a healer (earth magic) might find the tips of their fingers hardening, like compacted soil, if they overdid it. during the war against the enemy of death, because there were so many injuries, did healers often end their shifts with a marked sense of less dexterity in their hands? and if they continued to over-exert themselves, did the problem become permanent? are arthritic mages frequent customers of the newest generation of healers? do they bemoan the burden they pass on, or do they warn others not to over-work themselves as they did?

a prophetic mage (fire magic) could struggle with seeing entirely. smoke might cloud their vision after a session of prophesising, prevent them from spotting certain details before them, or even great sights in the distance. it would narrow their world down to themselves and the visions. but only in the short run. until someone subjected themselves to repeated sessions, perhaps in an attempt to figure out the mage community’s future during the war with the enemy? and so, in call’s time there might be middle-aged, or old, folk suffering from cataracts and other serious sight problems. spending a lifetime looking for something beyond what your eyes normally allowed you to see surely can’t end well.

a makar pushing their limits might find their veins darkening, or frankly even growing more visible to begin with. they might, if they continue, watch as their fingernails blacken, become like fragile charcoal, and their heads throb with the drone of possibility calling to them from another world: the void. like a siren, did it call to constantine, and all the other makars before and after him, and indulge them all in their desire to do more, to create more? and so, although the other elements have their physical warnings signs, same as chaos, they might not have that little, needling voice that convinces you to pay not heed to caution. perhaps that, and not merely the near-unrivalled power accorded to them by having access to chaos, is part of the reason why so many makars seem to have gone slightly crazy with void-power.

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Alastair: What do you call raising the dead?

Constantine: A hobby

Alastair:

Constantine: That I do not engage in

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magisterium theory

Okay so in The Silver Mask, it is stated that the room of Jericho’s stuff contains five categories of items: “books, photo albums, boys’ clothes, furniture, sports equipment.” Grouping books and photo albums together as one category because photo albums are basically picture books, that gives us four categories. 

Four. 

Where have we seen four before? 

There are four people on the cover of The Copper Gauntlet. 

There is also one dog. 

4+1=5. 

Five. 

What other group of five is in the series? 

The first generation apprentice group. 

The apprentice group had:

-Declan Novak

-Sarah Novak

-Jericho Madden

-Constantine Madden 

-Alistair Hunt 

Alistair. 

aliSTAIR.

Stair. 

In the beginning of the The Bronze Key, Callum Hunt uses levitation to get down a set of stairs. 

Levitation.

Levitate. 

Musical duo Twenty-One Pilots released a song called “Levitate”, which is on their fifth studio album, titled Trench. 

Trench. 

Trench warfare. 

war. 

Who died in a war? 

Declan Novak. 

If you rearrange the letters in ‘DECLAN’, you get ‘CANDLE’.

 If you assign every letter of the alphabet a number 1-26 and add together each letter in “NOVAK,” you get 63. Remember this. 

If you take the three last names in the apprentice group (Novak, Madden, and Hunt), you’ll notice that the only common letter all three share is N. 

N is the 14th letter of the alphabet. 

14. 

Well-Known Minecraft Youtuber Skeppy likes the number 14. 

Skeppy is friends with Minecraft Youtuber  TechnoBlade. 

Technoblade is good friends with Twitch streamer Philza Minecraft. 

Philza Minecraft has a wife. Therefore he loves women.

Who once said the phrase “Just killed a woman, feeling good”?

British Minecraft youtuber/Twitch streamer TommyInnit. 

TommyInnit likes to swear. 

Who doesn’t like to swear? 

gaming Youtuber/Twitch streamer BadBoyHalo. 

BadBoyHalo. 

bad boy halo. 

bad boy. 

Bad boyfriend. 

Alex Strike was a bad boyfriend to Kimiya Rajavi. 

Kimiya Rajavi. 

Tamara Rajavi. 

Ravan Rajavi. 

Those are the Rajavi siblings, 2 of them are not devoured.

 3 times 2 is 6. So you take the 6 and the 3 and you have 63. 

Remember 63? 

Remember when I said “DECLAN” can be rearranged to “CANDLE”? 

The letters in “CANDLE” can be rearranged to “LANCED”. 

According to google, lanced is the past tense of lance. 

Lancing is when you “prick or cut open with a lancet or other sharp instrument.”

Sarah Novak got lanced and died in the ice cave. 

Do you know who else died in the ice cave? 

Declan Novak. 

Declan had a twin. 

Who else had a twin? 

Kaede Akamatsu from the hit series Danganronpa. 

Kaede Akamatsu was blonde. 

Who else is a blonde teenage girl? 

Celia. 

Who else in her year was blonde? 

Aaron Stewart. 

Aaron. 

Aaron Burr. 

Aaron Burr is dead. 

Who else is dead?

Drew Wallace. 

Who did Drew Wallace kidnap? 

Aaron Stewart. 

What is something rare Aaron has? 

Green eyes. 

What else is rare?

Being a Makar. 

Who is a makar? 

Constantine Madden.  

His mom refers to him as Con. 

Con is a synonym for scam.

making people pay any amount of money for the book The Golden Tower is a scam. 

The golden tower. 

Who had a golden tower built for them?  

Alex Strike. 

Who did Alex’s father marry after his mother disappeared? 

Anastasia Tarquin. 

Anastasia. 

Anastasia Beverly Hills is a luxury makeup brand. 

What makeup brand is cheaper? 

Wet n’ Wild. 

Wet. 

Water is neither wet or dry. 

Water. 

Water, Earth, Wind, Fire. 

Earth, Wind, & Fire.

 Earth, Wind, & Fire released their debut album in 1971. 

The seventies were known for disco. 

Disco. 

Panic! At The Disco. 

Panic. 

Alistair panicked when Callum got chosen to go to the Magisterium. 

Magisterium. 

Who died in the Magisterium? 

Jericho Madden. 

Jericho. 

J.

Jasper. 

Jasper DeWinter. 

J. DeWinter. 

J. D. 

J= Jericho. 

D= Declan.

With this clear & obvious connection, Jericho and Declan were definitely dating. 

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Alastair: Do you have any pet peeves?

Constantine: Yeah I have my wolf