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stacys mom turned me into a frog!

im eating flies and live inside a log!

stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!

now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog

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*white knuckling the bathroom sink* do NOT infodump ppl about the fact that the first spn fic was a wincest one and that it was posted mere hours after the pilot and that the founder of ao3 was a wincestie and that the first fic on ao3 was wincest too and that the omegaverse as we know it was created by wincest shippers for jared/jensen fics *pointing at myself in the mirror with a shaky hand* ppl will think you're weird and off-putting you need to control yourself–

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weirdos weirdout

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amok time bottomifing kirk was genius actually because i do believe that this man, who is in a position of leadership and who is constantly reminded of the weight every choice he makes and every word he says has, needs to be manhandled from time to time. for the good of the soul

i think it’s brilliant how spock is incredibly stronger than kirk (and not only that, as he is physically larger as well). how the first officer makes his captain look so weak, so frail, outisde the bridge, outside the ship, ripped from any resemblance of being in control. also it’s so fucking hot

what the fuck

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When they are on shore leave, they just stare at the universe together.

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what they don't tell you is that a well-written fic can get you to ship anything, and i mean ANYTHING. notp? not anymore. you will stay up late thinking about and crying over them for the rest of your life. characters you don't even know from a piece of media you've never engaged with? fuck it, they belong to you now. problematic ship that you loved to hate and now just love to love, that you must never tell your friends about? don't worry, ao3 knows how to keep a secret. like. a well-written fic will have you acting UP and that's a fact baby !!

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heart to heart + alt version with no hearts under cut

huge credit to ort_smort on twitter for the inspiration ive been wanting to draw something like this for months now

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Nightmare Road Fanzine | Alexandra Vincent, 1991

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almost forgot about this prereform dude (obviously inspired by natalie dormer’s badass hunger games hairstyle). also i still can’t stop thinking about vulcan armor - so neck and lateral torso protection are canon-friendly, but popular fanon presents vulcan ears as sensitive - this would make them ideal targets for grabbing/hitting in hand-to-hand combat so… razor-sharp ear covers that started as purely utilitarian and evolved to be decorative? y/n?

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soooo… i intended to fully flesh out this bgkd but then i got distracted with this prereform headcanon that bondmates might wear their mate’s ceremonial pon farr sashes almost like a badge of honor, like the equivalent of a wedding ring or something symbolic that they’re ‘taken’. maybe they would even wear multiples to display how long they’d been mated. anyway, i was then compelled to then draw these>

i almost NEVER draw anything even remotely smutty but this was insistent. in my head this sequence is accompanied by amanda giggling a lot.

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does no one realize that robin hood was a terrible role model for young kids? i mean you are stealing from people (illegal) and those people (usually) worked hard to get their wealth. it really demotivates people to succeed when they know they can get something someone else worked for.

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I don't know who Ayn Rand is. Should I change that or just let it lie?

Imagine the baby that would result from a night of passion between Ebenezer Scrooge (before the spirits changed his ways) and Mr. Krabs from Spongebob. Now imagine that baby grew up and married the baby that would result from a night of passion between Yzma from the Emperor’s New Groove and Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Now imagine the newlyweds had a baby of their own, and that baby was raised aboard a Ferengi Starship, where she was tutored in empathy and compassion by Lord Voldemort. Now imagine that baby grew up and someone told her that any opinions she might have or conclusions she might reach are based on objective logic and reason, and that anyone who disagrees with her is simply being irrational. Now multiply that person’s greed and heartlessness by 100 and you’ll begin to see something that comes close to resembling Ayn Rand.

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My stance on the Loch Ness monster is that it's not real and we should fix that.

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LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

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choi byungchan | a menace to society (me. I’m society)

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The beautiful gender trope flipping in The King's Affection, the male love interest holding flowers and looking in admiration as the Crown Prince bashes people with swords:

3 people! He (she)'s bashing three people with a wooden sword!