magicalyazsparkles
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Please call me Yaz! :) she/her. I have a couple sideblogs: yazffxiv and yazpop. Most interactions (likes, replies, messages) will come under this username instead!
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So I tend to put on a youtube video most nights to fall asleep to (laptop on a shutdown timer.) And lately, my recommendations are a lot of videogame speedruns or videogame hidden facts.
Last night I pulled up youtube and got a "I played the 10 worst wii games ever" kind of video. ~30 minutes long. Fair enough! Show me the terrible wii games.
I'm paying attention for the beginning, since hey I'm still awake. And maybe like, 6 minutes into the video the guy starts going into heavy detail about how to pirate and copy wii games.
And I'm like, shit, bold, considering this video has 500,000 views. Bravo and all that.
The terrible wii games go on. I fall asleep.
I wake up to the sound of like... mechanical grinding?
Look at the laptop. There's a guy in a hazmat suit mixing dangerous chemicals, going "hey don't mix these dangerous chemicals."
I'm like, "Oh, the video ended. And the algorithm put me on... chemical mixing Youtube I guess."
I look at the video Title. "I Played The Worst Wii Games Ever Made"
....Oh.
It's still the video.
So surely he is... mixing chemicals to clean off an unplayable wii disk? Trying to touch up the lone copy of some forgotten game bought off ebay?
No...
He's just.
Mixing chemicals.
I hover over the video sections.
The 10 worst wii game sections have ended. He played them all.
The last 10 minutes is just dedicated to... him in a hazmat suit mixing dangerous chemicals.
....????
I fall back asleep.
....
I need to go back and check this video to make sure I did not imagine this all in a half-asleep stupor
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‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’
WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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normalize making sounds at eachother. if i can meow at you unprompted ESPECIALLY if you meow back we are best friends. meow mrrow
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when my friends and loved ones remember little details about me or things i've said it's sweet and endearing, it's a well-needed reminder that i exist in their heads as somebody worth loving, learning, and devoting time and energy to. the corollary to this is that when i remember little details or things my friends and loved ones have said it makes me a sick pervert who's keeping their memory trapped in my foul brain like a wet prison
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when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you
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little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again
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beanie baby dragon is crossing your dash
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learned how to use blenders film making tools
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