magicalyams

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every time i see that stock like subscribe and hit the bell youtube animation that everyone uses on a video im deeply compelled to make yt videos for the express purpose of making and exclusively using an unsubscribe and dislike and report animation instead

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tried shifting to a timeline where the ussr won the cold war & within minutes a team of cia telecommandos subdued my astral body & removed my ability to imagine or dream

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I keep saying it but god I love passive-aggressive faux-neutrality as a style of prose.

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These jeans fit me now, sure, but there's no way they'll fit me in my Lucario form. *hands the pair back to the exasperated Levi's attendant*

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WayneradioTV Messmer meal bit in my brain . Messmer meal. We ARE getting the Messmer meal. Chicken tenders on white bread. The meal of Messmer the impaler

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no matter how often it happens its always a little jarring to realize that someone is like completely bag of rocks stupid

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was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too

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you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

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.......I fucked up so bad.

I've been teaching Belphie not to jump on Pangur, cause she's old and arthritic and doesn't like it. and as part of my "training", I've been giving him a treat every times he stops his evil actions and trots over to me.

I thought I was training him to come when called. in actuality, I've been training him to bite Pangur. so now he'll jump on her, chew her ear, and then make bird-of-prey eye contact with me from across the room. and the worst thing is I'VE ALSO BEEN GIVING PANGUR A TREAT EACH TIME (so she doesn't feel left out). which means that she'll whimper pathetically from Belphie biting her, and then also make intense eye contact with me, because she's been conditioned to expect treats afterward.

I have accidentally made the most fucked up dynamic possible with both of these cats.

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terrifying type of guy who exists now who's played wilds and ac6 and think they're representative of all monster hunter games and all giant robot media respectively

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i learned some snakeflies have bilobed tarsi (similar to chrysomelid leaf beetles) and it makes them look like they've got cute little paws :3 photo is inocellia sinensis

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if you are a normal sized human being who overdrafts at the bank youd have to pay a fee or fine but if your a giant you'd pay a fo or fum

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severance is so scary i hope jobs arent real

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I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A CUTE PICTURE WITH MY GARDEVOIR AND OGERPON

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It's time for my cherished daily ritual that I like to call my "beatles run", it's where I go for a run and listen to the beatles while doing it