magicalyams

[magicalyams]

my kind of people in the mycology community

[magicalyams]

[magicalyams]

Primarily knowing Jonathan Bailey as the English voice of G'raha Tia gets funnier and funnier the more successful he becomes.

[magicalyams]

*aborted little brother voice* it would be my turn on the xbox...if i existed...

[magicalyams]

job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.

[magicalyams]

The second I get a halberd in my hands it’s over for one specific individual. Haven’t decided who yet, but I figure I’ll know once I have the halberd.

[magicalyams]

one thing you have to consider about using a lance is you wont have full control over yourself anymore. the lance compels you to start running people through just for the fun of it

[magicalyams]

Recently learned of the existence of a wack-ass post-WW1 proposal to make the Czech Republic and Yugoslavia hold hands between Austria and Hungary, and honestly? I think they were onto something here. If anything I think the main issue is that they didn't take it far enough.

Which is why I'd like to make my own proposal, one which will surely bring about a bright future for Europe and the world: the Czech Spiderweb (Česká Pavučina).

Pros:

This will essentially create a beer highway throughout most of the European continent.

Czechia will finally have ports, and the fact that our word for 'hi' is 'ahoj' (yes, pronounced like a pirate ahoy) will finally make sense.

It will be funny.

Cons

Absolutely none

[magicalyams]

remember how fucking godawful the divergent series was

[magicalyams]

always struck when the uk government says "there is no place for knife crime in our society" because then I start trying to think of a society fully oriented around knife crime

[magicalyams]

[magicalyams]

I love captions on nudey posts. "Do you like tight holes?" I mean I suppose I do. Never been displeased with one. Good track record with them as far as I'm concerned. All things considered I guess you could call me a fan.

[magicalyams]

pikmin 1 and 2 and pikmin 3, pikmin new play control for the wii, pikmin 4 and 5, pikmin 6, pikmin 7, pikmin eighteen billion and eleven pikmin 3 deluxe and hey pikmin, pikmin temptation and pikmin sin, pikmin on your ipad its called pikmin bloom, brand new crossover with Pikmin and Doom

LOST BROWSER GAME PIKMIN SPACE... FORCE...

pikmin fortnite pikmin loamy clay and pikmin sand, pikmin adventure (nintendo land), pikmin coming to super smash brothers brawl, new sport i made where you throw pikmin ball pikmin on the gamecube where you can play it love it or hate it you will find it... pikmin on the gamecube where you can play it love it or hate it you will find it on there... (pikmin on the gamecube) (pikmin on the gamecube) (pikmin on the gamecube) (pikmin on the fucking gamecube)

[magicalyams]

"30 years old isn't old man" what privilege do you live in where your life expectancy is far past 30 years

This post blindsided me so bad I spent a full minute staring at it in shock

[magicalyams]

this puppy currently being fostered by a rescue i follow makes me feel like. like. i don’t know. she’s a bug

[magicalyams]

I never know how to respond to these emails