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happy Thursday the 20th

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Spiderman: no way home + letterboxd reviews 

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Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.

His openers started off innocent enough.

Then, he started to push boundaries.

And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.

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Increasingly seeing posts by queer children and teens about how they've gotten kicked out for coming out to their parents and you can't convince me there's no coincidence btwn that and this very white American cisgay narrative of "coming out" and how it's the one thing that really proves you're LGBT but like babes..... we don't owe anyone that. Your identity is your business. Your safety is your primary concerns, especially as a minor and an 18/19 year old, is needing time in a stable(ish) living situation and to get a bit of financial freedom and also prepare adequately emotionally to deal with the consequences of outing yourself to your parents and/guardians. We live in a society. the outcome is overwhelmingly going to be negative and I hate that this idea is pushed soooo hard in tv shows and books geared towards child and teen LGBTs

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MCU but only the messy bits (4/?)

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“You were adopted” 

(Source)

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Tony “Actual Disaster” Stark

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Into the Loki-verse

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tw: description of skin injury, blood

"Fucking shit," Peter curses from across the lab bench, and Tony's head shoots up from his project.

"What was that?"

Peter glares down at his hand, and turns it for Tony to see. There's shards of metal planted in the palm, and a steady flow of blood begins to gush down his wrist

Tony's mouth opens, and then falls closed. "Okay, you earned that one." He stands from the desk. "Come on, let's go wash it out."

Peter follows Tony to the bathroom that sits off the lab, and Tony takes his hand, gently swiping his thumb over the wound as he washes it out. "Gotta say, I never knew you had such a mouth on you."

Peter scoffs. "I'm 16, Mr. Stark. I think I've earned the right to swear."

"You still call me Mr. Stark, Parker. Shut it, you're not that old."

Peter flushes red. "I never knew you were worse than Cap."

Tony whistles appreciatively. "Beneath the high-and-mighty act, that man has the vocabulary of a sailor, don't let him fool you."

"I'll be sure to only swear around him, then," Peter mutters.

Tony's eyes light up with something close to manic glee. "Oh, please do."

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The team is in the middle of setting the table for their bimonthly I-can’t-believe-we’re-still-alive-with-all-the-shit-we’re-doing celebration dinner at the compound, when Thor calls. “Point Break,” Tony greets him, holding up his phone to his face, giving Thor – who looks a little … not weird or concerned, but not as relaxed as usual when he calls – a smile. “Are you stopping by? Perfect timing! Capsicle made the mistake of going shopping hungry and we have enough food to feed an entire army.��

Out of the corner of his eyes, he sees Steve scrunch up his nose, but he stays silent – after all, he did come home with an entire car full of groceries.

“Marvelous!” Thor answers, how showing his signature smile. “We will arrive any moment.”

He ends the call, leaving Tony standing there with his mouth open and phone raised. He blinks. “Did he just say… we?”

“Maybe he is bringing Miss Valkyrie?” Peter asks, carrying one giant pot outside to the table as if it weighs nothing. Tony just shrugs, not knowing a better answer, and grabs another plate with food to take outside.

The second the placed the last dish, the spaceship appears, gently lowering itself onto the grass, and once again having no respect for lawn maintenance. The entire team kinda holds their breaths as the hangar opens, revealing Thor who immediately approaches them, followed by…

“Loki?”

At once, they all start to tense, reaching for their weapons or a knife or something. They haven’t seen the God of Mischief who tried to take over the world in 2012 since then, and Thor has been very quiet about him, almost sad whenever someone mentioned him, so seeing him is a surprise. Especially because he’s wearing a blue button down, a black tie, and some slacks, looking like some office worker if it weren’t for the straps around his shoulders that are holding two daggers.

“It is alright, my friends,” Thor says, holding up his hands in an appeasing gesture. “No need to worry.”

“Oh yeah? I beg to differ,” Clint answers. Apparently, he is still salty about the entire mind control thing. Tony can’t really blame him.

Loki presses his lips together. “I know we had our differences in the past, mostly because I was driven by… the wrong purpose. But I assure you, those days are behind me. I’ve changed.”

“People don’t change that easily,” Steve says, making himself appear as big as possible.

“Oh, right,” Loki says, sounding almost insulted, and rolls his eyes. “Miss Romanoff was able to change, as well as Mr. Stark, but Gods forbid I am able to do the same.” His voice is dripping with sarcasm.

Tony opens his mouth.

“He kinda has a point,” Peter whispers, though it is loud enough for everyone to hear.

Tony closes his mouth again. Peter is right, Loki does have a point. Natasha seems to come to the same conclusion, lowering her defenses, and everyone else follows her lead.

“I can vouch for him,” Thor says, and before anyone can interject, he already continues. “Now, let me introduce you to the others.”

“What, there are more?” Rhodey asks. His question promptly gets answered as four more people step out of the ship, one of them – a kid, younger than Peter – carrying a …

“Is that an alligator?” Peter can’t help but ask, pointing to the animal that is actually wearing a crown and makes a hissing noise.

“Yes, that is Loki,” Thor explains – though it doesn’t really explain anything. “Now, this is Loki,” he points towards an older man wearing a comical outfit with a cape and giant horns, “and Loki,” he points towards the kid, “and-”

“Let me guess, Loki?” Tony interrupts him.

“No, I’m Sylvie,” the woman answers, leveling him with a stare that can rival Pepper’s worst once.

“Though, technically, she is also a Loki,” says a man who steps out from behind the rest, looking like a cliché office worker. With a smile, he comes over to the team, holding out his hand with such confidence that Tony doesn’t even think before taking the hand, giving it a firm squeeze. “My name’s Mobius, I’m kind of a Loki expert, having an eye on all the different timeline version of them.”

“Timelines?” Bruce asks, as Mobius continues to shake each and everyone’s hand.

“Like the multiverse?” Peter gasps. Tony can’t blame him – the multiverse is one of Peter’s favorite theories, and since gods and aliens and magic came to Earth, it’s not a completely unrealistic theory either.

“Yeah, you could say that,” Mobius answers with a smile, giving Peter’s shoulder an encouraging squeeze as he passes them. “And, I have to say, this timeline here of you is my favorite one. All of you working together, you talked about the Sokovia Accords, and made a decision together. It just shows that you all… well, like and care for each other.”

“Are you saying there is a timeline where we don’t?” Natasha asks, raising an eyebrow. Tony has to agree, it does sound insane that there are versions of them that aren’t even friends. C’mon, have you seen their group chat? Or how the entire team came to Peter’s AcaDeca competition, wearing terrible disguises? How all of them all but fight each other to babysit Clint’s kids when he has to go on a mission? Or what about the fact that they were all bridesmaids and groomsmen for Pepper’s and Tony’s wedding? How can they not be friends?

“Oh, so many, you’d be surprised.”

“We can explain all of that while eating!” Thor declares, taking a few steps towards the table.

“Does nobody else think we should explain a few things before we sit down?” Sam asks. “I mean, Thor just shows up with his brother, and apparently some other version of him that include a freaking alligator and some kid, and we-”

“Show him some respect,” Old Loki demands, pointing towards Kid Loki who now seems to have a permanent scowl on his face. “He is a king.”

“Oh, really? And what did he do to become a king before getting out of his diapers?”

“I killed Thor,” Kid/King Loki hisses, too angry to keep silent – and immediately freezes, like he just realized what he said. The entire atmosphere of the group shifts, the kid’s eyes jumping towards Thor. And Thor…

Thor wraps one arm around King Loki, pressing him into his side in a comforting gesture, if the way the kid’s body relaxes and the way his eyes start to get wet is anything to go by. “No matter what timeline, Loki and I always seem to have some… issues. But we all talked about it. No hard feelings, like you would say.” As fast as lightning, Thor reaches out to grab Old Loki, pulling him to his other side. Then, he somehow manages to take a hold of Loki (the original one… or is he?), pulling him against King Loki with such strength, the king almost drops the alligator.

Finally, Thor’s eyes land on Sylvie.

Sylvie glares at him. “Touch me, and I will stab you.”

Thor’s responding smile is blinding. “Oh, I know. I wouldn’t expect anything else.”

“Is this really happening?” Clint asks, looking as confused as all of them are feeling. “Or is this some sort of shared hallucination.”

“I can assure you, this is very real,” Mobius answers. “I’m happy to explain everything to you, but we did have quite a journey behind us, so it would be very kind if we could sit down and eat while doing it.”

All the Avengers share a look.

Peter shrugs, pointing with his thumb over his shoulder towards the building. “So… shall I grab some more chairs from the living room?”

Tony sighs. “I’ll help you.”

This is going to be a long night.

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If you spot something like that happening, you turn and you run the other way. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.

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Bucky follows Wanda into Westview, in hopes to see Steve, even if conjured from Wanda’s mind.

Based on another brilliant prompt by anon

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do u think the loki showrunners had loki and sylvie meet during the alabama apocalypse on purpose

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sylki fans: it’s a great pairing you antis are just mean lokius fans: noo marvel did it only because they’d rather put a selfcest hetero pairing in their movie than literally anything else me, who only wants to get some pure friendship representation in media rather than seeing film companies making everything a romance:

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#Tony doesn’t even hesitate when he asks Peter to help him out with steering the completely alien spaceship  #doesn’t even think ‘he won’t do it'  #he knows what Peter is capable of

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now that i know what happened in budapest and that clint canonically crawls in the vents i don’t know what to do with my life

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black widow gave us the found family that avengers wish they did