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the duplicitous and scheming radical left tricked me into eating too much rice and now my tummy hurts

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doomsday preppers always keeping rusty tins of food in their basement but never building springhouses and smokehouses and paddocks for future livestock 🤨 those canned peaches are only going to bring you so far babe

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God forbid a woman do anything.

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i legitimately laughed for like 5 minutes straight when she said this. clear, concise, straight to the point. i love you karlach.

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I don't like shadowheart.

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we need your magic words, white girl... we can't camp just yet we still have a little bit of fight left in us... save us, white girl... (also i haven't cured karlach yet but just imagine she won't burn lae'zel alive and is fully healed here. they're still in the underdark LOL)

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where'd that horse girl lae'zel truther post go

edit: a sequel has manifested

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Hu 2 milliseconds later:

(I'm not good at motion tracking lol, I just thought it was funny and I really don't feel like re-tracking every shot. I hate using mobile :P)

Part 2: https://www.tumblr.com/chishnfips87/761560721487183872/hu-2-milliseconds-later?source=share

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in the first game i cross-examined a parrot, your honor. it is far too late to be developing a sense of self respect. this is a court for perverts.

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vintage phone

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Being ugly is not an excuse. Most people are ugly. I’ve fucked ugly people and they weren’t virgins. They were whores. All things considered there probably is someone 5 minutes away dying to fuck you.

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Hey. Minors following me. Internet safety is key!! NEVER include these in your bio/byf:

Medical diagnoses - this is nobody's business but yours. You don't owe anyone an explanation for why you are the way that you are

Trauma - same reason as above

Triggers - people can use these against you! Don't give people tools to hurt you. No one has to know what tags you block. Just block tags to stay safe!

Age - age is okay for adults to include but is iffy when you're a teen. Predators want this information, don't give people more than they need. Just state that you're a minor, that's all that anyone needs to know.

In general: stay safe. If you're not comfortable with every stranger out there having access to this information, you shouldn't post it on the internet.

Play devil's advocate and ask yourself about what would happen if someone searched for your information with intent to hurt you. You do NOT owe anyone an explanation!

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Durge x Astarion this, Durge x Gortash that. But WHERE are my fellow Durge x Shadowheart truthers at? They are both groomed by their respective gods to be their play thing, lost their memories/identity, and are actively in an internal battle between nature vs nurture. You can go with the ultimate bhaalspawn x dark justiciar bad bitch romance route or the wholesome redemption story where the two break out of their cults through the power of love.

Like c'mon, even their names are both so extra. Shadowheart?? The Dark Urge?? Please, they're made for each other. I love my two silly amnesiacs, they are like that photo of the 90s goth couple at the club

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Holy War

I really wanted a finale where Shadowheart defies both Shar and Selune , choosing instead to embark in a crusade to destroy them both. Patch 7 gave us this as an evil ending with the elder brain power but I like to think that there’s a good finale where Shadowheart chooses this path :)

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alternative version

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quick post iconic shuichi moments for his birthday