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Wooloo is a soft baby…a friend

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Counting Wooloos! Very Poffy!!!!!!! 100/10 would recommend!!!!!!!!!!!!

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baby….

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Absolutely thrilled to see we’re not sleeping on this 💕

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DM:  “The orc captain fires his bow, and…that’s a hit.  And he rushes, and…hit.  And, bonus move, and…oh jeez that’s a *big* hit.  I’m sorry, man.”

Player, sadly pulling out a fresh character sheet:   “Eh, it’s alright.  I guess in the next act y'all are gonna meet Boromir’s brother Faramir.”

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The thing that made Kelsier so great is that his motivation is not “you killed my wife so I’m going to get revenge”

Instead it’s “my wife died in my place so I’m going to fulfil her impossible dreams just to flex on myself. Also fuck the system.”

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A clever solution to a QA assignment

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Mistborn GO

Swallow metal objects and throw coins at people till you overthrow the government.

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you know that trope in shows or movies where the evil character is in captivity and starts talking to the Heroes to try and mess with their minds, and starts analysing them going “face it you’ll never be good enough” … “you try to act tough but inside you’re broken” … and the Hero gets really rattled and upset.

well i want a scene like that where it doesn’t work

Villain: “You have a darkness inside of you. You try to hide it, but it’s there–”

Hero: “Yeah that’s the depression, there’s pills for that.”

Villain: “You try every day to make your mother proud. Even after death, it still haunts you. But she’ll never be proud of.”

Hero: “Well yeah, she was an emotionally abusive narcissist, she was never proud of anything I did, what else is new.”

Villain: “You put on a good show, but deep inside I know you don’t feel worthy.”

Hero: “I know, man, I’ve been trying to work on that in therapy.”

Like… give me characters who know they’re mentally ill and traumatised who can’t have it used against them because they’ve fully accepted it

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its time for fall!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lesson 1: don’t talk to the children during nap time. 

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nobody’s perf-

oh.

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my boyfriend said he was gonna email me this ~fantasy~ about us, so i’m expecting a dirty email and he just sent it and it starts off with five paragraphs of worldbuilding

i swear to fucking god.