magic-vending-machine
The Magical Vending Machine!
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This is no ordinary vending machine... it's a magic one! You can insert anything you want, and all sorts of incredible things can happen!
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magic-vending-machine · 7 days ago
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ERECTIN' A DISPENSER
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enough about electing lets focus on erecting... erecting the fifty mile tall grim obelisk of rough-hewn stone which will usher in a sunless age!!!
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magic-vending-machine · 8 days ago
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The vending machine accepts graciously. Imitation is, after all, the sincerest form of flattery, even when it's completely accidental.
I put @magic-vending-machine in the vending machine
the vending machine dispenses a hastily-written note that reads "SORRY FOR ACCIDENTALLY STEALING YOUR BIT"
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magic-vending-machine · 1 month ago
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Inserts a [ERROR] into the coin slot
The machine dispenses an [Undefined]
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magic-vending-machine · 1 month ago
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Will you accept a graded math assignment (I got a B)
The machine is satisfied with a passing grade.
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magic-vending-machine · 1 month ago
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inserts a love note
The machine blushes and passes it back with a message scribbled on the back.
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magic-vending-machine · 1 month ago
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Inserts a vial of estrogen
The machine injects it.
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magic-vending-machine · 2 months ago
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Just waves at the machine
It waves back.
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magic-vending-machine · 2 months ago
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inserts two live adorable baby ducks
The vending machine raises them and sets them free after they are grown.
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magic-vending-machine · 2 months ago
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Inserts a deranged squirrel
The machine flings it back at your face.
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magic-vending-machine · 2 months ago
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inserts a fried egg in the machine
The smell of bacon fills the air.
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magic-vending-machine · 2 months ago
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*Inserts one everything bagel*
The machine dispenses a nothingburger.
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magic-vending-machine · 2 months ago
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Inserts a flyswatter
Smack.
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magic-vending-machine · 2 months ago
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*Inserts a leaf I found on the ground*
The machine folds it into a little airplane.
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magic-vending-machine · 2 months ago
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Insert a CD containing the original 1993 DOOM game
The machine is capable of running it.
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magic-vending-machine · 2 months ago
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Inserts a prosthetic leg
The machine mails it to someone who wants one, entirely for free.
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magic-vending-machine · 2 months ago
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dear vending machine , of what sorts do u vend , and for what price , what can i get for 3 frogs ?
The frogs are sent to a nice pond in their natural habitat and live happy lives.
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magic-vending-machine · 2 months ago
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Inserts a long cross penny of Edward II of England, minted in Canterbury circa 1307-1327
The machine dispenses a tiny bottle of molten metal made from the coin.
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