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our spanish teacher was making us describe pictures of lots of weird objects in class and she put this pic on the slide

a girl wrote "es para mike wazowski" and the chat went insane

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i think it is unjust to deny a child their right to dig a hole motivelessly

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There is a parallel universe where Tumblr is actually a great functioning site

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i forget that biden has an actual wife and isn't married to kamala harris sometimes

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one must imagine sisyphus big naturals

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Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs

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Can a bitch eat a acorn without everybody freaking tf out

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if your daughter abruptly leaves town to avoid her boyfriend, and not even a year later she disappears for three days to italy after aforementioned boyfriend dumps her in the woods and leaves her comatose for months, and then a few months later she marries him, contracts a mysterious illness, and reappears appearing completely healthy with a full-grown toddler who looks suspiciously like her and her new husband, then, well...

good luck charlie

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jake johnson sweetie this is so cute I’m—

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Animal Crossing GameCube was so heartless. Villagers would randomly paint your roof. It was so hard to make money. One time a villager sold me a mystery item without even asking and took all the money I was carrying. 12 thousand bells. It was a pitfall seed.

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“Dad, why aren’t we allowed to go outside?” your daughter asks one day. But she already knows. There is no outside anymore.

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me: i don’t really like m&m peanuts, i think they’re overrated

eminem fan appears literally out of nowhere: you just dont get it man, there’s two sides to him, yes he raps about killing women and violently abusing them some times but thats just slim shady. his alter ego! its not really him. other times, he raps about his daugther and how much he loves her. you dont get it… u dont understand, you’re just judging him based on his extremely violent and disturbing lyrics. he’s actually a good guy and you’re a judgemental prick!!!!!!

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I’m not about to kinkshame a whole aquarium but

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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.