maggie-parkinson

[maggie-parkinson]

You know what's really bullshit? You being a bitch for the sake of being a bitch. You literally have no legitimate reason to explode on me and you did anyway. I asked you a simple question and you're making it sound like I'm running off to plan your wedding. 

No reason? You meddle and push and poke until someone snaps and then you play poor innocent Maggie. It’s bullshit, and I will go somewhere else.

[maggie-parkinson]

All I was going to say is that I think you should bring Vaisey to the dance, and put yourself in his way, because you like him, and it's time to move on. Whatever. Put the guest list down and go away if you're going to be rude for no reason.

No. I am fine. I am completely 100% fine and I am fucking sick and tired of you asking me questions and meddling.

[maggie-parkinson]

I'm not concerned with him. He's not my best friend, and he's got some girlfriend. I'm worried about you. Hear me out before you get defensive or say no again. 

Then go be concerned with him, I’m not talking about this.

[maggie-parkinson]

I'm not meddling, I'm concerned. 

Stop meddling.

[maggie-parkinson]

You're my best friend and he acts like my big brother. Your happiness is my business. 

None of your business.

[maggie-parkinson]

Have you two talked since the Violet thing last weekend? At least I assume he went with you, since you both disappeared at the same time. 

Aaaand no.

[maggie-parkinson]

...You know who.

Who?

[maggie-parkinson]

Will do. Are we, uh, inviting you-know-who? 

20s over 40s, but let me know what you choose.

[maggie-parkinson]

Then what do you think about a themed after party? I wanted to do something vintage: 1920s, 1940s maybe. 

Not at all, I’ve still got ages.

[maggie-parkinson]

Then put her on the list. Have you thought about costumes yet? 

I think we’re good.

[maggie-parkinson]

Yes. Unless she's Potter's kind of Gryffindor, in which case no. 

No. But in all seriousness, can I put Daisy on this list?

[maggie-parkinson]

Can you stop acting like a five year old for one whole minute and be normal? You're my best friend and you like a new boy and I want to hear about it and be excited with you.

No.

[maggie-parkinson]

Off the record? 

No.

[maggie-parkinson]

No you don't want him to ask you? Or no you don't want to tell me, because if it's the latter then you're telling me everything I need to know by saying no. 

No.

[maggie-parkinson]

It's a simple yes or no question. 

No.

[maggie-parkinson]

No. I'm asking my best friend a valid question as her best friend, with no intention of getting involved. 

Now you’re prying.

[maggie-parkinson]

Interesting. And duly noted. ...Do you want him to take you?

No energy to fight. Besides, it wasn’t overly prying.