Fuck yeah!!
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hey. can i come over and explode into viscera in your living room ?
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Thanks for enjoying her^^ All the notes make me very happy!
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My hungry ass could never be with james fitzjames 80km from the ships erebus and terror after abandoning them with the crew in 1848
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[stuck in the arctic] god this sucks so bad i should [remembers suicide jokes lower morale] put on the best Carnival these two boats have ever seen
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suffering is only noble and good if you're doing it for wired wrong pervert reasons actually
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reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube
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blorbo doesn't cut it that thing is my squeaky toy and i'm a dog with a strong kill instinct. shaking it shaking it shaking it shaking it
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sorry boss i can't come in today. yeah they positively identified james fitzjames's remains and his bones have cut marks consistent with cannibalism
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(via shepherdmakestiktoks)
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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2
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