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the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either

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A KNIGHT’S TALE (2001) Dir. Brian Helgeland: (armor appreciation)

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Akimoto Kozue wearing Noir Kei Ninomiya A/W '24

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how it feels when there's beer in the fridge

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are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

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blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that

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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

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it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

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happy birthday gromit

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Helga Sinclair doodles cos I'm gay or something

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people are calling my blade made of moonlight that exists only as an illusion bullshit. they say "how can it ignore my shield, as if it wasn't there" and i tell them that it is a blade of illusions. then they ask me "how can a blade of illusions cut through my flesh, that which is surely more real" and i explain that the role of a blade is to cut flesh, and my weapon is most certainly a blade

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Jean Paul Gaultier spring/summer 1990

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Sir Wendelina Rosamunde, Knight of The Unicorns Court, Champion of The Fey Crown, Servant of The Terribly Whimsical Blade, and Hero of The Land Most Green

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Sir Wendelina Rosamunde, Knight of The Unicorns Court, Champion of The Fey Crown, Servant of The Terribly Whimsical Blade, and Hero of The Land Most Green

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Sir Wendelina Rosamunde, Knight of The Unicorns Court, Champion of The Fey Crown, Servant of The Terribly Whimsical Blade, and Hero of The Land Most Green

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Stab him in the abdomen Saturday.