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Agatha All Along + text posts pt 6/?

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i have not been able to comprehend that this bitch got the personification of DEATH to MELT into her like this ???

she CARESSES the personification of DEATH like what ???????

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The funniest part of AAA is that Agatha is this legendary, super powerful witch because she literally just wrote a Billboard 100 banger, took some groupies into the woods, and then annoyed tf outta them until they tried to kill her. Like, that’s so on brand for her character. I love it.

And the Dolly Parton-Jolene beef was such a hilarious fucking touch. Jac Shaeffer knew the target audience was girls, gays, and theys with mental disorders.

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Achievement unlocked: discovered piece of media at exact right time in your life to experience maximum peak emotional impact and infatuation

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Now that we’ve got confirmation (like we didn’t already figure it out lol) that Rio is Death, I wanna say again how wicked it is that the Green Witch is this foreboding reaper figure.

I feel like there’s a temptation to make earthy witch characters like her a mother figure, or a maiden or something like that, focused on the “life” portion of nature. But nature is death. It is an endless cycle of decay and rebirth and decay again. All roads lead to Her.

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truly, the coven of chaos

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i always thought how cute it was that agatha referred to her power as "my purple" and to find out that its something she caught on from nicky makes me want to kill myself

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Typical marvel gay rep: yeah 🤭 this side character is gay 🥰😜 it will only be mentioned once tho😓😣😅 and this background character has gay parents!! 😱😱😍 but the main character can't be lgbt!!🫤😖 we have to appeal to straight people 🥺🥺 for profit 🥺🥺🥺 you get it 🥰😜

Marvel with Agatha All Along for some reason: this middle aged witch is a LESBIAN and her love interest is the personification of death who is ALSO A LESBIAN and they are BITTER BITTER EXES but are STILL in love and her coven is 90 percent SAPPHICS and the only man on screen is a GAY TEENAGER and

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Why is no one talking about how Rio exits by literally cutting through the set like when I tell you I had to pause and walk away because she can break the 4th wall as she’s not a player in the story she’s just death

That is the coolest fucking way to use a practical set get outta here

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It beats for you.

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she fucked the grim reaper, she made a baby from scratch, she's a con artist and a scammer, she blew up the hindenburg, she sank the titanic, she served cunt, she's annoying and mean, she's traumatized, she's thee jolene, situationship so bad she's gaining custody of twins in the afterlife, she's even a lesbian!! agatha harkness most character of all time

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The Seer’s Timeline

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"All roads lead to me" - Rio Vidal

you can't tell me the 'R' on the wall of the tunnel next to agatha leading to the rest of the road was just a coincidence from the cinematographers

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Agatha All Along + text posts pt 4/?

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they said this is the cheapest marvel series ever produced. see, this is what happens when you focus on storytelling instead of unnecessary stuff no one cares about. i loved this episode so much. please, give me more low-budget marvel shows that care about the plot, the characters, and their target audience. i don't need another rdj blockbuster marvel movie. you can have that. give me meaningful stories with a low budget, made by people who truly believe in what they're creating.

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Me convincing people to watch Agatha All Along

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very fun seeing all the gay people on my dash freak about about agatha all along and you know why??? bc it’s WEEK TO WEEK TELEVISON BABY!!!!! that is how this medium was meant to be consumed!!! binge watching is DEAD long live WEEKLY TELEVISION