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Happy anniversary to the rumor coming out about does Bruno Mars is gay

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Ok, so in the original Bram Stoker novel, sunlight is not lethal to Dracula. He just loses most of his powers. I'm bringing this up cuz I want a horror comedy where the hero, sensing dawn, tears off the curtains as a last-ditch effort only to have the vampire go "Aw shit, there goes most of my fancy powers. Guess I'll have to beat your ass the old-fashioned way" then proceeds to just deck the hero cuz a vampire at half-strength is still a fucking vampire.

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sometimes i become sexually attracted to difficult video game bosses. I mean if im gonna get fucked this much i might as well start moaning

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Master of the occult!

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im never deleting tiktok

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goodnight my friends 

i hope i have good dreams 

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we all talk a big game on here but the honest truth at the end of the day is that if i saw slenderman i would be really scared

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an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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i cannot wait to financially afford who i really am

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it is so sick and twisted that not every movie that looks good in tumblr gifs is actually good