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maedaymayhem · 1 day ago
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There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa
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I was cooking on twitter today
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maedaymayhem · 1 day ago
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ouch i think i broke my vagina bones 
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maedaymayhem · 1 day ago
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join a server with a toxic matching pfp couple who fights in the public vc, wait for everyone to leave except those two, join the call, say nothing, open farm merge valley, say nothing, deafen, play farm merge valley. this will simulate being a kid in the backseat of a road trip playing ipad with headphones while your parents approach the divorce event horizon
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maedaymayhem · 2 days ago
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maedaymayhem · 2 days ago
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stardew muppet show (shane is the only human)
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maedaymayhem · 2 days ago
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I wonder what shenanigans will occur...
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maedaymayhem · 4 days ago
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some notable catchphrases of 2013:
bitch I might be
do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 
swiggity swag
the D
wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti
“ hello______, im dad “ 
AYYY LMAO
W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 
 perfect _____ don’t exis-
And now, the weather
at least 2 potato
we’ve come full circle ! 
life hack :
[ __________ INTENSIFIES]
so many
such doge. much wow. very smile. 
mahogany 
*sweats nervously*
same. 
spooper hot choclety milk
#SHERLOCKLIVES
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maedaymayhem · 4 days ago
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dude pass me the goint (gay joint)
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maedaymayhem · 6 days ago
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Neurodivergent people know what it's like being the guest of dishonor at every family gathering.
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maedaymayhem · 7 days ago
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maedaymayhem · 7 days ago
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maedaymayhem · 7 days ago
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maedaymayhem · 7 days ago
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maedaymayhem · 7 days ago
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You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location
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maedaymayhem · 7 days ago
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framing is everything
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maedaymayhem · 7 days ago
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