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CATEGORY 5 SPOTTED BELLY INCIDENT
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I'm going to get more lashes today.
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madnissneverclean · 2 years ago
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sorry if you didn't know before now but mr beast is asking his fans to face his dumb fucking chocolate bars for him without a hint of irony or shame. like i know this is barely 5 minutes of work but like what is this call to action. people are fucking doing it in the replies too and i'm like 90% sure it's just for the long shot chance that he'll send them a thousand dollars for doing it "please please pretty please make my product look good 🥺 🥺 🥺 pwease?? for me ? 🥺 "
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I'm still pretty new to chess, can anyone tell me what I'm supposed to do if my opponent plays the Eight Fucking Bears opening? I'm really having trouble.
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shoutout to people who lay in bed all day when they get home from work/school, people who can't go to loud or crowded places or concerts, people who change into pajamas because other clothes are uncomfortable, people who can't consistently participate in hobbies, people who have to turn down hanging out with friends, people who have lowered their standards to improve themselves, people who need affirmations, and people who struggle to stay healthy. you deserve so much love and I hope things get better.
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Deplatforming is um when you take a goth girl’s boots off.
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meowth team rocket will go episodes forgetting he himself is a pokemon and his main hobby will be breaking the law, attempting to ruin a childs life, and generally being an asshole and thats cool but then hell curl up on a table to go to sleep and im like OHHH... HES A KITTY.. hes just a little cat. a little kitty cat meow meow meow. mrow
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If Sisyphus was a girl, he would be able to push that boulder up
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When I arrive at the western front
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ouch i think i broke my vagina bones 
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thank you video essays for everything
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