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im calling out everyone who says “this cleared my skin and watered my crops” when responding to images they like

i know you dont have crops

and i know you dont have skin

stop lying for a “joke”, this is a serious website for people to make posts on their blogs about their life experiences, not about making a ruckus and acting like fools

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me: pls talk to me pls !!pls pls!!!

me: *can't hold a conversation*

me: *has nothing interesting to say*

me: *is bad at replying*

me: pls :) talkto me

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Me: I impulsively buy stuff when I'm sad

Person: but you're always buying stuff

Me: *finger guns*

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I may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but it turns out I’m actually a pretty damn good babysitter.

- Actual Mom Steve Harrington™

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“Do you wanna see my Zac Efron impression?”

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Can’t believe I’ve been friendzoned by a skeleton

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list of heroes

the woman who dated 40+ guys, got them to buy her iphones, and then sold them to buy a house

the woman who traded one singular rick and morty sauce for a car

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let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

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sometimes being alone is the upgrade

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them: u can’t just cut away ppl like that

me: snip snip

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Universe… I been thru a lot…help me out please…

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me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

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chillin wit one hand in my shorts not sexually jus coolin