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So in hell of a boss during the mammon magical musical or whatever it’s called, we meet the fish twin Demons and don’t get me wrong. I love their song. I play it on repeat a lot, but I personally feel like it doesn’t belong in that episode. We’re told that Fizz is in competition to be the best clown but when the twins do their final performance, there’s one clown bit, which is them being splashed with water at the end, but the rest of their performance is literally just a K-pop concert 

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Nothing is more precious than your cantankerous cat who hisses at you for existing coming up to you and giving you kisses

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I just remembered when I was little I tried calling Sesame Street by typing 123 into the phone cause I didn’t know the difference between phone numbers and addresses.

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Do y’all remember the trucks with the seat in the back? Well my dad had a truck without one so since he had 3 kids he tied a seat into the back and I’m surprised we never died

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Back in middle school I was inquiring every Friday we would have karaoke day and I always ended up singing. I’ve got a feeling by the Black Eyed Peas because my friend Jimmy had the CD and she really wanted to sing it every time and I hated the song so much, but I did it for her. 

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You ever been so bored you take multiple showers to waste time?

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Someone who knows more of the Helluverse please explain to me. I saw a video that said demons can’t have children so Camilla had to be a fallen angel. If that’s true then how do Millie and Moxie have parents?

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I want to see a show where 2 aliens come to earth to learn to be human but they don’t know the other is an alien and they become roommates and end up sending info about each other back to their own ships.

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I have 2 cats and the grumpy one that only likes me when she’s in heat chose to curl up right next to me under the blanket and I really have to fart but I don’t wanna gas her

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There’s a trend going around on TikTok that the song of the year that you were born describes your life so I looked up mine and my husbands.

Mine is about dying young and my husbands is about having a boner.

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I kinda wish I could work at chic fil a just to be an undercover lgbtq member and get one over on them

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I want someone to correct me if I’m wrong but in Hazbin Hotel wasn’t it mentioned that Lilith and Lucifer were separated? Had a fanfic idea if it’s true

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When I was in elementary school I had a crush on a boy named Danny who wore swishy pants now I’m married to a different Danny

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I really hate people who treat disabled people as incompetent or like a child. But I also hate the people who read about someone with the same disability doing amazing things and deciding everyone with that disability do not need any accommodations.

Like no, Robert. I CAN’T read the small print, but I CAN sign legal documents

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So I only have a vague understanding of Twisted Wonderland, but how crow-like is Crowley? Cause if he’s very crow-like then imagine Yuu giving him a piece of bread or a shiny trinket. In my head he’d be all

“Why are you- B R E A D. G I V E M E B R E A D”

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I tend to have inappropriate reactions when I’m alone. Like I just saw a YouTube short where some alien lady says “I’m the last of my species,” and out loud I just go “good for you!”

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For some reason I keep having dreams where I’m friends with the Smosh cast.