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"Hey Dad, why did you marry mom?""Well son, when an eldritch goddess beyond human comprehension asks for your hand in marriage, you have few options."

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Do you think you could take a werewolf:

In a sparing match?

In a debate?

Carnally?

On a road trip?

To comfort you while you watch analog horror on your TV for irrelevant reasons?

me personally?

no

it would depend on the topic and the werewolf and the prep time

yes

yes

yes

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do you think monsters with a human fetish make posts about how they only like "weird fucked up human cocks" or like "I'm such a human slut this is the only thing I can get off to" and post a picture of a normal human pussy.

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content: gn reader, NSFW

Now I keep thinking about it. Monster Dating Show host with a hoe Reader. It's a win for everyone involved. The other monsters have their chance with a human, you get ravaged by monsters, and Mr. Host is drowning in views, ratings, and fame.

He's not the jealous type, you see. At the end of the day, you return to him. You belong to him. He knows it, you know it. You've chosen him because no one else compares.

Sometimes he'll sit back and watch with a grin on his face. There's something particularly amusing about the desperate thrusts of the beasts, their longing gaze, their drooling snouts. Once they're done fucking you, you come crawling back to him.

"Not what you expected?" he'll say smugly, sliding his fingers between your legs. "Such a greedy human you are. Well, I don't blame you. Can't do without a grand finale, eh?"

Rinse and repeat. The little muppets fight to have a taste of your body, competing for a pathetic evening at your feet. The grand prize, however, was always his.

[Monster Dating Show Series]

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*pounds a monster at 9pm* why can't I ever sleep at night

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"So I know you sent me to kill the leader of the demons…but there have been some complications" The hero said, trying to hide the ring on their finger.

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Fairy Princess and her Knight having a good time♥

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Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

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Artist @ cartumante on X

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do you not just adore when your monstrous lover wraps his tail and wings around you and rests his forehead against yours whilst cuddling

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Getting emotional thinking about ex-bullfighter Minotaur with his little baby. Just a small little calf who climbs on all over him and uses his arms to hang off like a jungle gym. She's the only person in the world allowed to touch his broken horn because even though it hurts he can never say no to his baby. She isn't scared of his towering frame because of course not! That's her Papa!!! She looks at his scared face all she sees is love.

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yknow I really don't understand why monster dicks are allowed to be weird and animalistic and fucked up looking but god forbid pussy look like anything other than a small hairless smooth hole justice for weird pussy shapes

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oc scribbles; vampire snuggles

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fic idea:

Arranged marriage with the alpha of a werewolf pack to broker peace and even though it's a shell marriage you are still expected to act like a happy loving couple every now and then. He's a nice enough Alpha. a good guy who respects you and your boundaries, he's busy though, it's rare you see him unless for scheduled events where you'll both be in attendance. You feel like you don't really know him, that there could be anything under that mask of polite care. He's more like a good coworker than your husband.

The pack Beta though? He's with you constantly, you know him inside and out, and he knows you just the same. He's maybe not as big as the alpha, but he is still a werewolf, still larger and with sharper teeth than any human you've ever seen. And he loves you, he calls you his mate behind closed doors. Kisses and pleasures you while your Alpha husband is away at work. It kills him that it's his alpha's mark on your neck, not his, he gets sick to his stomach if he thinks about it too much, but the way you scream for him when he fucks you, and the way he's always your first choice when you need something, that soothes the ache a little. He knows you aren't in love with your husband and never were, but if he has to watch you kiss his alpha one more time at a stupid party he's going to snap someone's neck.

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NSFW

Having a cute little fairy bf you can keep in your pocket is a lot of fun!!

He’s always so happy when you pull him out, and he’s ready to please you!

When you’re feeling horny, all you have to do it place him on your cunt and he goes to work, rubbing his little cock against your clit or suckling on it! He’ll try so hard to fuck you, but he’s just too little…

Getting to watch his little pointed ears and wings twitch as he cums tiny droplets into your cunt is just the cutest thing ever…

Just wait until he does a growth spell, then you’ll be stretched out and creampied as much as you want!

He’s desperate to breed your fat cunt and rebuild his species, so let him fill your belly with his seed and he’ll be a happy little fairy!

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Imagine a group of three mermen find you, a human, stranded near their waters. They've never seen a human before, let alone one so cute! You're dehydrated and starving, so they take it upon themselves to nurse you back to health. They get you everything you need even before you need it, making sure you're always comfortable and satisfied. Once you're able to start walking again, the mermen start bringing you presents ranging from pearls, pretty shells, and large fish. You accept gifts from all three of them, to which they respond with confused expressions and clicks that you can't understand. They don't speak your language, obviously, but you've always been able to communicate through hand signs and pointing. They all start acting a little odd and you can't keep up with their conversations.

"She accepted all of our gifts! Does that mean she wants to mate with us all?"

"That must be it, there's no other explanation."

"She seems happy with all three of us as mates, but... Can a human truly handle our offspring..?"

The following evening, the biggest out of the mermen approaches you, cooing softly and clicking as he caresses your legs and thighs. It doesn't take you long to understand what he wants, especially when he starts spreading your legs and prodding his nose at your pussy. He eats you out with his long tongue reaching deep, webbed hands keeping your thighs spread wide so he can enjoy your cute little cunt, gushing and leaking for him. After he's made you come twice, he retreats a little, causing you to sit up in confusion. Your eyes are immediately drawn to the thing emerging from a slit located below his stomach. Not only is it long; it's also thick, curved, and intimidating. It isn't until you see that the other two mermen have appeared behind him, cocks also exposed, that you finally understand what's about to happen...

"Did you prepare her?"

"Yes, I think she's ready."

"She's our pretty mate, I'm sure she can take all three of us!"