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it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

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Buck 100% would have installed a Ring doorbell at Eddie's house when he lived there. And he 100% would keep access to that after he moves out. He'd be texting Eddie at 7:30pm on a Wednesday "Hey dude, looks like you got a package delivered" and Eddie would just send back a thumbs up. Like this is normal behavior. It gets to a point where Eddie is on the couch and he hears a knock at his door and instead of getting up, he just texts Buck "who is it?" and Buck immediately goes "looks like a political door knocker." They're on shift, chilling in the loft and the familiar sound of the Ring alert goes off and Eddie just raises an eyebrow, Buck looks and says, "Chris got home okay" and everyone else just nods, like of course, Buck has this information.

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Some of y’all have the same brain worms as me so I speed ran this today

dw Din is fine he’s just taking advantage of the fact he’s the one with armor here

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cemeteries aren't creepy they're actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity

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what if you went to your normal job and they were doing a musical episode

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Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

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baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

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em dash = AI is so crazy to me. the em dash is my best friend. i couldn’t stop using her if i tried — and i would never try because i love her.

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y’all ever sent a risky text and you so scared you start doing chores

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oh nice final chapter you're editing thee. be a shame if the lette stopped woking popely, wouldn't it? vey fustating

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i hate when rich people condescend with the whole 'money can't buy happiness' argument like listen. just because buying your fourth car didn't fill the void in your deluded disconnected-from-reality life doesn't mean not having to worry about food/ bills/medicine wouldn't greatly improve the mental health of literally everyone else on the planet

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the only reason your leg could ever need shaving is if it's getting tattooed amen

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scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???

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I am going to kill [remembers suicide jokes are bad] a healthcare executive [remembers the fbi exists] haha just kidding [remembers that tumblr hates posers] but maybe I’m not [remembers The Alamo] The Alamo

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Kids on the internet now a days are literally wild.. like when I was 12 and on the internet, i was lying out my asshole I was telling people about my kids and my wife. I was talking to them about taxes and how I miss my college days.....now 12 year Olds are out here telling their AGE?!?! OR REAL NAME?!??! I was literally fucking Garry that worked at staples and had 2 children for like 4 years...