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Don’t you just hate when you complete the big scary task (going to DMV) but completing that just creates a bunch more smaller tasks
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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that
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there’s always a next book to read, a next show to see, a next concert to go to, another friend to meet, another treat to eat, there’s always more to discover or experience
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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong
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i'm actually so so sweet if you ignore the part of me that is a cunt
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*for books physical, ebook, and audible all count
I tend to read more books but ao3 is my love I probably fall around a 4
Please reblog so more people can answer :)
I’m curious drop the last book/fanfic u read
#I’m honestly more shocked by this than I should be#as an avid user of the fanfic website#I haven’t read any fic since high school which was a decade ago
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Actually I have a feeling the doctor isn’t here yet bc eventually I came back and did the tests with the nurse with the machine but there’s like no movement from the back so I transfer my haterism from the staff to the doctor
Also not to be a Karen but I was 5 minutes early to my eye appointment and the girl said “I haven’t woken up the machines yet go have a seat” like didn’t you know I was coming
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Also not to be a Karen but I was 5 minutes early to my eye appointment and the girl said “I haven’t woken up the machines yet go have a seat” like didn’t you know I was coming
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The 2 days after my honeymoon were a work off site then the next week was my husbands birthday plus I thought my workprojects would be ending, so I scheduled eye doctor and dentist for the week after all that (this week). but turns out I have to go to random places I don’t usually have to go to for work twice this week in addition to the appointments plus my brother is staying with us tonight plus my apartment is a wreck and I haven’t been exercising or eating healthy. Like I just feel so overwhelmed and like I’m not being a good wife lmao and also it is of course So Hot
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