maddywoomy

[maddywoomy]

THERE'S A FUCKING LESBIAN PART IN WATAMOTE? IMPROVEMENT ARC ME FR FR

*sob

[maddywoomy]

This post is slowly killing me as if I got bitten by a poisonous terf

[maddywoomy]

Some are foxes

Tfem stereotypes are NOT TRUE. Not all tfems are puppy girls.

For example im a catgirl

[maddywoomy]

*MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

BEEEP BEEP BEEP

you know what? that's it.

I'm preheating my oven to 400° f, AND I'm lining a baking sheet with aluminum foil

you're really in for it now, buster.

I'm stirring up some butter, olive oil, parsley, and yeah, I'm adding minced garlic too.

I'm slathering you in this.

now I'm gonna put you in the oven for 25 to 30 minutes

you are so DONE FOR

[maddywoomy]

NO!

IM WITH THE TRANSFEM TEAM

AAAAAAA-

*seductively* doomed by the narrative all by yourself, handsome?

[maddywoomy]

I was earlier in my life. Until I realised I was Lebanon with a FN-P90

Um, waiter? I’m bisexual today. Get me something bisexuals would eat.

[maddywoomy]

The good health brothers

PRE ORDER AVAILABLE NOW UNTIL NOV 3RD

[maddywoomy]

Also because apparently repetitive lack of sleep leads to mental health becoming stinky doodoo

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

[maddywoomy]

I am also commonly found at the grocery store

Girls…are like strawberries

[maddywoomy]

I FEEL CALLED OUT

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

[maddywoomy]

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A GOOD TIME???

do this quiz and I’ll diagnose u with a mental illness <3

[maddywoomy]

Tu oses venir chez moi sans prévenir pour arranger mes meubles ?

Espèce de Buffon absolu.

Je m'assurerai personnellement de t'attacher dans un brancard et de faire craquer et tordre chaque os de ton corps. jusqu'à ce que ta peau ne soit plus que des molécules. Je m'assurerai que tu vives l'expérience la plus douloureuse et la plus angoissante que tu puisses vivre en te torturant avec tes pires cauchemars et tes pires souvenirs. ne laissant rien d'autre qu'une coquille de ton esprit dans un corps sans côlon vertébrals dans lequel tu n'existes plus. Je m'assurerai que tu apprennes ta leçon de ne plus jamais me faire chier, pour que tes clones déprimés dans tes autres univers sachent de ne jamais faire une gaffe si désastreux de parler à moi.

Rappele-toi de ceci

do this quiz and I’ll diagnose u with a mental illness <3

[maddywoomy]

MY INSULTS TOWARDS YOU WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG. HAHAHAHAHHAHHA

do this quiz and I’ll diagnose u with a mental illness <3

[maddywoomy]

I know you're still pissed from the doppelganger theory maze.

[maddywoomy]

I FUCKING LOVE WOMENNNNFJDJSJSJHS

I like being lesbian. women

[maddywoomy]

how is piracy bad? it’s sharing. and sharing is caring.

[maddywoomy]

I can already tell that I'm in danger

do the rest of y’all have online friends u would actually kill to know irl or are u sane