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something I think is very neat about 2x04 is that, while Guillermo is clearly terrified FOR the vampire hunters, he's also not really that scared of the vampires for his own sake - he seems completely confident about his own ability to keep himself safe even though he's absolutely completely surrounded by vampires and wildly outnumbered

I guess bc he's been killing vampire assassins for several months, but he came into his own so fast and I'm so proud of him also it's very attractive

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Everyone gather around I have experienced 1 (one) thought:

What if Nandor (and the other vampires) don't want to hug Guillermo or bite his neck because he is always wearing his cross around his neck or in his pocket?

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dude just pls relent!

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It almost worked

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so I'm trying to write this fic, but I realised that I'm literally about to fall at the first hurdle, because I do not know what Panera Bread actually is.

I know it's some sort of restaurant, and I have a vague notion of something to do with soup in bowls made out of bread.

But if anyone has any information about what the fuck Panera Bread actually is like on the inside/behind the counter etc for this poor Brit, that'd be great cos it's about to get described like a McDonald's if we're not careful

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We really don't talk about how Nandor got Guillermo a pillow to hump as a peace offering.

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“Guillermo deserves to be with Nandor” is a correct statement in two ways, in the sense that it both means “Guillermo is very dedicated and loyal and badass and deserves to be rewarded by getting down with a sexy vampire man” and also “Guillermo is a fucked up little man and it serves him right to be saddled with this giant brat for the rest of eternity”

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So Nandor has done a group hug with Laszlo and Nadja, he's hugged Colin, he's tried to initiate one with the fuck-ing Guide, these are just the times that I remember off the top of my head. He is not adverse to hugging or even casual touch, he used to mouth-kiss his horse to feed him berries, physical affection is a thing he likes. It's not about how much he likes/appreciates the person, Colin is like half a friend and the Guide isn't one at all

Why are you so nervous about Guillermo touching you, Nandor? Does something make you nervous about him hugging you, Nandor? You just offered to sire-marry him in Iraq and you still won't hug him yet, Nandor, is there something you'd like to share with us? "There'll be plenty of time for that later" cool what's 'later' what's gonna happen? Does it involve admiring the bodies of your fellow warriors, Nandor?

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Twilight (2008) / What We Do In The Shadows (2021)

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Pipeline this, pipeline that, THERE IS NO PIPELINE. THERE IS SIMPLY A GIANY FUNNEL COLLECTING ALL THE NEURODIVERGENT QUEERS

I refuse to elaborate I just know I’m right

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The wellness center episode just got me. Fluorescent light, dance moves, intense moments, Guillermo kicking the shit out of the vampires and Nandor in shorts.

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happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

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ok wait one more 

i just think that they shouldve been friends.

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rewatching the Gail episode and boy howdy I can't wait for the ep in S4 where Guillermo meets Antonio Banderas at the London Vampire Expo and Antonio Banderas flirts with him in front of Nandor, maybe even offer to turn him as well and this is literally Guillermo's dream come true and Nandor is in the corner, watching it all happen. Feeling anger and heartbroken, seething for reasons he can't fully understand why, just immense dislike of Antonio Banderas and he can't even explain why.

Give me jealous!Nandor I wanna see jealous Nandor hear about Guillermo and Antonio Banderas hanging out and getting upset while telling the camera clearly he is NOT upset wondering what Guillermo even sees in him..,, just Nandor going: Antonio Banderas,,,, >:[ FUCKINNNG GUYY....

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“Did you ever consider for one moment that I might be happy for the first time in decades? Decades! That I found somewhere where I feel that I belong?”

#The love is requited they’re just idiots