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it's a sitcom and everyone is fine and happy <Đ·
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I see you...
Jinx: "See you"
Isha:
(Pow X3) "cool"
"Pretty Hair"
Jinx: "You're beautiful—"
I fixed my brush setting btw..Also, I have no idea what I'm doing with this apparent AU.
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You Look Terrible
(Enid stumbles onto a couch, exhausted. Bruises cover her face. Zofia sits next her) Zofia: Enid, darling, what happened to you? You look terrible!
Enid: Thanks, Zofia.
Zofia: You’re welcome. Now answer my question.
Enid: I had a run in with a Black Soul mage, nothing too serious.
Zofia: No, no, no. You aren’t going to “nothing serious” me young lady!
Enid: (Interjection) I’m almost thirty!
Zofia: I am twice your age, you will always be a young lady to me.
Enid: Fair.
Zofia: Now, tell me the truth, the whole truth. No lies of omission here.
Enid: Well. I… knew the mage. Um… Intimately.
Zofia: Oh no… It’s that Makenna girl isn’t it?
Enid: Yes.
Zofia: Oh darling, I’m so sorry. You must be devastated! I’ll get that Enrique boy to make you some burgers.
Enid: Please don’t, just let the others sleep. I was honestly hoping I would be the only one awake.
Zofia: And not tell anyone why you’re upset? Just hide what happened to you? Enid: Yes.
Zofia: Then I’m glad I’m awake. Enid, you fool, part of the reason we have friends is to share the load. From what your brother and his friends have told me, you didn’t have any for a long time.
Enid: Being an assassin will do that to you.
Zofia: But you aren’t one anymore. You’ve settled down, Enid. You have people who rely on you, and people you rely on. That girl, you don’t need her. You’re beautiful, darling, I’m sure many women would throw themselves at your heart if you actually put yourself out there.
Enid: I guess.Â
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Enid's Hangry
(Enid leans against a kitchen counter, looking through the open pantries for something.)
King Cook: Hey muchacha, you’re Taylor’s big sister, right?
Enid: The condition of our relationship is currently unknown. By blood, yes, but clearly you three know how irrelevant that can be.
King Cook: You doubt yourself, miss Enid, he’s been searching for you for years! It’s hard to tell, but up in that scrambled eggs he can’t help but love you.
Enid: I talked to him earlier, he’s… Angry.
King Cook: Bereket and I had pretty rough upbringings, everyone around here has. On the surface, Taylor seems angry at the world, but otherwise okay. It’s an illusion. I find it humbling watching him break down. What hells he had to trudge through just to survive.
Enid: And I’m responsible for it all. Now that I can be back in Taylor’s life, I can finally make amends for letting him suffer.
King Cook: From what he told me, you didn’t have it great either.
Enid: It doesn’t matter anymore, all that can be done now is to look to the future.
 King Cook: I think it does matter, muchacha, it matters a lot. You’ve spent all this time beating yourself up for something someone else did to Taylor. You don't deserve that burden.
Enid: I guess you’re right.Â
King Cook: Hey, you’re hungry, right?
Enid: Yes.
King Cook: What’s your favourite food?
Enid: I like burgers.
King Cook: Hey boys? Burgers tonight, get the table ready!
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Soup Force One
(Two teenagers stand at a kitchen counter. One is chopping some vegetables, the other is making them out of thin air.)
King Cook: That last pepper wasn’t spicy enough, Barry. Are you slowing down bonito?
Barry: (Sigh) Enrique, you know I’m unwilling to lower myself to the gutter you call conversation. I’ll make the next plant up to standard, chef.
King Cook: I’m just messing with you! You’re too serious, Barry, what’s the point of cooking if you’re not having fun?
Barry: We’re in a soup kitchen. Feeding the hungry isn’t fun, it’s a necessary part of our society. You ought to hold some reverence for what we’re doing today.
King Cook: I’m being plenty reverent, bonito! To me, the glory of food is the people you make it with, and the people who eat it. It is a primal, and shared joy among humanity. You’re just too scared to have fun.
(Barry plops 3 chilis onto King Cooks cutting board.)
Barry: Fine... I will participate in your squabble. (Clears Throat) The only problem regarding the flavour of the food, is your cooking, not my ingredients.
King Cook: Yes! He’s finally learning to loosen up, that dork.
Barry: I will plant a chili pepper in your brain if you do not shut up.
King Cook: Alright, bonito, I’ll get back to work.
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So. you Look Different.
(Taylor is stretching, meditating while healing the soreness in his legs. Enid walks in.)
Enid: Taylor…
Taylor: What’s up?
Enid: You’re looking different.
Taylor: Yeah, I know, I’m a trans gu-
Enid: What’s up with your arms?
Taylor: (Puzzled) Seriously? You decide to reappear after fourteen fucking years and you’re not at all puzzled by me transitioning?
Enid: I don’t care about your gender Taylor, I just want to know why your arms are well... When I left, they were still flesh.
Taylor: It’s… complicated. Enid: I don’t think that’s true. Either you removed your flesh arms on purpose, or someone took them from you. Given that you’re reluctant, I can only assume the latter.
Taylor: (Shouting) Of fucking course its the latter! The minute you left, the minute you weren’t there to protect me, it was over. He… he put me on a table, then drugged me. I woke up with a scorpion in my back, and nubs where my fucking arms were!
Enid: (hugs Taylor) I’m sorry Taylor. I wanted to bring you with me, but I knew it was going to be too dangerous.
Taylor: More dangerous than being alone with him? Enid: I’m a damned bounty hunter, Taylor! My job is assassinating people for a living. The only reason I left is because I got a job from Ragnar that paid enough to escape. I just couldn’t escape with you.
Taylor: (Crying) I… I was so scared.
Enid: Before every job, all I could think about was you. Getting enough money from the scraps thrown at me whenever another body fell. The goal, the only goal I had was to take you from him.
Taylor: Thanks, Enidiot.
Enid: I haven’t been called that in years.
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