madbaly

[madbaly]

no one can beat us. no matter how hard the others try or think they've won it all they can't beat us at all. may the lord bless hbo for bringing us together and not letting us drift yet. it is mad isn't it? i think that we're gonna have to talk them into getting that next season signed already or someone throwing us together on another project. i've got the looks and the brains, i truly have been blessed thank you for noticing. i'm sure they can figure out some story line or something, it's outer banks when has our show ever made perfect sense? wearing black was a genius move okay? it hides all the stains.

You can't, I'm pretty great and we're the dream duo. It's a match made in hbo heaven. Doomed to suffer a life of fun, how terrible for you. I'll be sure to curse the God that subjected you to this life. Wild that we've wrapped up filming and still manage to find ourselves running into each other. It's meant to be. You're a genius. I think if all of us get on their case, they're bound to crsck eventually, right? If Riverdale can have such a dramatic script flip and remain still in popularity, then surly Outer Banks can do the same. And I love you, you know this. Unbelievably ready foe the wine tour. I've decided I'll be wearing black incase someone spills red wine over me. Promise you'll be by my side during the entire thing? I need someone I can laugh with.

[madbaly]

what was it they always told us growing up? if someone picks on you it's because they like you or something like that? at least you know i care enough to poke fun here and there? do you want to be labeled adorable? here i was thinking that you would settle for the label hot but if you want adorable then it's yours. hey don't count your cards yet, we might get lucky and they could do another switch up this trip and you'll get stuck with me all over again.

hmm we’re nice, but you’re always looking for a fight. with me especially. can’t we just be buddy-buddy, or is that against your nature? are you saying i’m not adorable? that stings a little. i give you plenty of space, so i don’t see how it’s different from when you roomed with me, mads. i’m happy for you! but i kinda hope your new roommates give you a hard time to make up for not having me around as much.

[madbaly]

thank goodness for that, well not the you forgetting part but me not being alone. we have to take the time to be lazy and enjoy the down time. it's the only way the world will feel okay. oh my gosh i would adore that!

You are definitely not alone, girl. I forgot everything other than the basics. I never thought I'd be in the position to need it. Be lazy, enjoy the down time! I know I am. If you're free and want to come laze at the spa with me at some point we should. It'd be really nice to catch up!

[madbaly]

well thank god there's other people out there because i was starting to get into that pit of despair. i think anyone who learned a hint of it during school gave up on it unless they went to be bilingual. that's okay we can make our way through this together. honestly no i haven't, i've been so damn lazy it's not even funny. you should, it looks amazing!

Oh, I'm super lost like all the time. I also only speak a little French which I learned in secondary school but yeah I gave up trying to use any of it. I think my aussie accent doesn't help my pronunciation any which offends them further. Have you managed to do anything fun yet? I want to hit up the spa so bad.

[madbaly]

how can i complain about that? i can't. keep me forever and always. oh no what will i do now that i'll never get rid of you? i'm doomed i tell you, doomed! i know it's such a nice break and we deserve it. now the question is what would it take to convince production to come here for something in the future and just do work here? oh stop it you adorable thing, i love you okay? i've been asking myself that since we got here but at the same time i'm not asking too many questions because we let the dream go on. speaking of dream, you ready for the wine tour?

I planned on keeping you forever the first time we met. You're never getting rid of me now. We're going to have the best time here, with all these plans and no work pulling us away, how could we go wrong? It's like we're one mind right now. This really does feel like a tiny slice of heaven has been gifted to us. Even if the movies are shit on the way back, we can keep each other entertained. That's the benefit of having someone you adore sitting beside you. Wow, we really are surrounded by the stars. Did we book the right hotel? Seems far too fancy now that I think about it.

[madbaly]

you are on vacation, why on earth are you getting up early to run? that is madness i tell you, madness!

I actually have gotten up, gone for a run and came back to my bed. I am enjoying myself here.

[madbaly]

i give compliments where compliments are deserved and you are deserving of them darling. don't worry i'll be making it my mission to make sure that you're either blushing from the compliments or i'm constantly on your mind because of them. damn and she hits back with compliments of her own, how will i ever survive? oh my gosh always excited to be here, i mean this city is just heavenly. the question is how many people will be hungover while trying to cure it with mimosas?

wow, buttering me up with compliments, are we? it’s working, keep it up, baby. seriously, having you here definitely cranks up the city’s charm by at least ten notches. i’m doing fantastic, just riding the rollercoaster that is my fabulously unpredictable life. how about you? excited to be here? stoked about the inevitable prospect of seeing each other a bunch?

[madbaly]

i deal with the chaos everyday on set, i think a break is in order for my sanity. i pity whoever you two are roomed with this time around. oh please i'm quite content with my two roommates right now, they're both adorable and respectful and know the meaning of space. i was lucky enough to nab michael clifford and ashton irwin this time around which has been amazing.

the sweet relief of not having to put up with us this time around, huh? don’t act like you're not secretly missing the chaos, i know deep down you’d have loved to be rooming with me again. hmmm, peace and quiet might just be within your grasp this trip. enjoy it while it lasts, cause i’m gonna be bothering you every chance i get! who did you get stuck with?

[madbaly]

girl time is always needed. oh i love the sounds of that, please hog me and keep me forever. the wine, the food, the moonlit walks? do you know how excited i am just to have this bit of break and in a city like this? damn dreams come true. oh god, honestly lets hope on the flight back there are better movies cause that is uncalled for. i did hear that, apparently two of her sisters came as well... oh and the 5sos boys, and some of the jonas brothers too! it's a dream come true really.

The boys are great and all, but girl time is definitely needed. Luckily for the both of us, I plan on spending as much time with you as possible. You know how much I adore you? Getting to hangout with you in France of all places is the dream scenario. Yes! I knew I could count on you. Hey, don't worry about it. I've decided to block the movie out of my memory. I never existed. What have you been doing since you got here? Did you know Kim Kardashian is here? I almost bumped into her when I stepped out an elevator.

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are you about as lost in this city as i am? has anyone given you dirty looks for trying to speak french and barely getting what you need out? i swear if you don't get one word correctly you've offended them some how. @notjosephinelangford

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are you having the time of your life yet or have you refused to leave your bed like most of us? i don't know what they use for their mattresses here but i think i need to get the brand name and get one for myself or something. @glamcodychristian

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the fact that i have the chance to be in this amazing city while being some what in your presence is fantastic. i know that you are just going to make this city such a wonderful time, my lovely little icon! how are you darling? everything's treating you well so far? @rennrapp

[madbaly]

i'm sorry chase, i really am. but don't worry room is being made incase you truly need it. the door is open to you anytime. like hell would i let you sleep on a floor anywhere. you know i never say no to a good cuddle, all those long days on set have proved that. that's okay you're gonna be the best third wheel ever. private: but honestly if you need to talk i'm here okay? you can rant, bitch, vent, anything and i wont judge.

honestly, mads. i have no idea what's going on. but i'm thinking i may be getting kicked out. so yes, you really do need to make room for me please. i don't even need space on a bed. napping on the floor would be more comfortable than this current situation. although, if you wanna scooch over and cuddle, then i'm down with that. any plans you have made, i'm officially third wheeling them. you're the best.

[madbaly]

do you know how happy i am knowing that you're here? while i love the boys and i will keep them close to my heart forever but having you here just makes it even better. that's okay we can get the same flight home and the rest of them can deal with it! noooo i'm so sorry you had to endure that. we'll make up for it i swear!

I knew when I was travelling to France, I could count on your beautiful face being here too. Words can't describe how excited I am to see you. Wish I'd have known sooner, we could have travelled together. Promise we'll get the same flight home? Your company is far better than the Eddie Murphy movie I was watching on the way over. His movies usually hit, but that one was a dud. @madbaly

[madbaly]

has anything been thrown yet? have you been smacked or kicked out of your room yet? do i need to make room for you in my room? not that i'm slightly worried for you or anything but.... i'm a little bit worried. @chvsestckes

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let me start off by saying how glad i am that grant has been such a gem to take you and rudy off my hands this trip. i'm still trying to figure out how i managed not to get roomed with any of you for that fact... is this the start of some peace for once? i think so @andrewstarkey

[madbaly]

it depends on the day really, make sure the mood is right darling and you can crack away. hmm love you too okay? you do know that you're still gonna have to fight ruds for them when i get around to it right?

wait wait, what did i do now? you take pride in your height, and now i can't crack a joke about it? you're no fun, mads. but seriously, you should go grab some now that i've expressed i'm craving… literally anything.