madarafact

[madarafact]

👏 If 👏 It 👏 Is 👏 Not 👏 A 👏 Bird 👏 That 👏 Can 👏 Claw 👏 Your 👏 Face 👏 Off 👏 Do 👏 Not 👏 Contact 👏 Me 👏

[madarafact]

I can already see what a horrible influence he is on you, turning my own brother against me...

Time to continue the war with the Senjus.

Izuna said he finally managed to unsheathe Tobirama’s blad- wait a fucking second

“Took you long enough to figure it out.”

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I’m “not” emotional but if you put me in the same room as Hashirama and have a romantic film playing, there best be tissues in abundance

Hashirama cries a lot despite knowing every single detail to the plot. every single time. 

and then he’ll tell you “oh no Madara cries all the time, he knows they’ll get together but he’ll still sniffle and wail” pure and utter LIES

[madarafact]

listen here you little shit, I’ve been doing my damnedest to forget Tobirama exists and by gods I will succeed or I will maul him at any and every chance possible - and don’t think I haven’t gossiped about it with Hashirama and Mito either

Izuna said he finally managed to unsheathe Tobirama’s blad- wait a fucking second

“Took you long enough to figure it out.”

[madarafact]

Hashirama once called me a weenie after we finished sparring.

I fell to my knees and started crying, he stabbed me a few times prior but

[madarafact]

Tobirama gave me a book titled “How To Read Romantic Cues” for my birthday once and quite frankly, spending over five hours on it with him almost on the verge of bursting several veins has been the highlight of my life. more so when he tried to lay down on a beach chair shirtless but a raw unstoppable force of anger deemed I flipped his ass into the pool.

[madarafact]

Man you're so funny xD

being this beautiful and a benevolent god among shinobi does create for some Amusing Situations 💁

[madarafact]

anyone wonder why Naruto’s so dumb? something he was born with? 

Wrong. 

Sasuke infected him with the Uchiha dumb bitch disease.

[madarafact]

SOMEONE SAID I’M TOO OLD TO BE THE DANCING QUEEN AND I JUST

[madarafact]

Izuna said he finally managed to unsheathe Tobirama’s blad- wait a fucking second

[madarafact]

Obito once called Susano’o Susan and he had to get Zetsu to restart my heart

[madarafact]

Hashirama pulled a prank on me once by sprouting a nest in my hair, I was flocked by tiny birds as if I were a prophet. I burnt his eyebrows in return. he didn’t appreciate how I screamed “HAHA PRANKED” by the time no trace of his brows remained.

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I feel like Mito’s the type of woman to tie anchors to my feet and leave me to sink to the bottom of the ocean whilst she lounges on the beach with a drink in hand, but I can respect she’d go so far for me

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Izuna said it was gay that whenever I started talking about Hashirama it started trailing off into how beautiful that stupid mouth of his was, I’m shook

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the dumb bitch disease runs deep enough that we lose sight, damn being an Uchiha sucks but at least we’ve got aesthetics and you can’t tell the difference between one another unless you’re up close or happen to know a hairstyle 

[madarafact]

how could Hashirama be considered a Ninja God when all he did was cheat? he cheated in every single one of our fights on the sole basis that he looked too good and it was distracting

the only reason I could ever snap out of it was because I got horrible flashbacks to his first attempt at dancing 

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wow I really got the short end of the stick -  I’m shorter than the Senju brothers and I’ve been afflicted by dumb bitch disease 

does going to hell count as a refund, or do I have to dance to get it