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get called back for every job interview you take with this one simple trick: grovel
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in the minecraft world do youthink people would use "they dug straight down" as code for someone dying
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Just watched a spider try and fail to spin a centipede. Best wishes girl
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girl you've been running through my mind all day
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girls falling left and right to my inexplicable rizz
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Not to worry sir. We’ve got our most fucked up looking guys on the case right now
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Ok everyone let’s think beautiful thoughts about masculine women today.
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one if my favorite gifs right now the blankest eyes ive ever seen the lights are on but no ones home. and the other thing like grooming its snout but i don't think its even aware of what its doing. i dont think either of them know anything or know that theyre alive
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