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Remus Lupin likes the cold 'cause he can use his cozy jumpers and drink hot cocoa. He can stay inside, next to a warm fireplace and read a nice book sipping sweet tea.

Sirius Black likes the cold 'cause the freezing wind makes him feel alive. He likes when it's cold and drizzly 'cause he can go out with his friends, all close to each other under too few umbrellas, and have the urge to run down the street just to feel the chill flushing his cheeks and the tip of his nose, and he does it 'cause he can.

Sirius Black likes the cold 'cause he can put his cold hands under Remus' jumper, against his warmed up belly, and feel him flinch and complain, although not try to take Sirius' hands off. He likes the cold 'cause he can use the smoke from his warm breath against glass shop windows and use his finger to draw S+R inside a heart (and some dicks when he's with James) with the confidence that it won't be erased by the heat like back in summer days. He likes when a rush of freezing air passes by and Remus is all tucket into himself, trying to hold the warmt inside his jumper with his thin arms and holding a grimace in his face, so Sirius can grin at him and ask mockingly: "Nice weather, innit?"

Sirius Black likes the cold 'cause he likes the way it just hurts so good.

Remus likes the cold so he can get warm.

Sirius likes the cold so he can realize how he loves what's warm.

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I fully disagree with the idea that Viktor would never have stopped Jayce from killing himself in the parallel timeline because hex tech killed a child and thus never came to be. I think Vik would go looking for him regardless. I think he would see Jayce’s ideas to build a better world and know that he was someone who understood what Viktor was trying to do with his life. They’ve both always been driven by the desire to help those around them and that’s ultimately what brought them together. Hex tech was simply a vehicle in which they could enact change, but it was never the only option.

and then maybe the fuck about it also idk

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Finally someone said it with all the words thank you very much

CAITLYN AND VI ARE SWITCHES

"top caitlyn" this and "top vi" that, WHAT ABOUT THEM BEING SWITCHES?? I HAVE PROOF I SWEAR. (season 2 mega spoilers ahead btwwwww)

okay SO, here is why I believe that Caitlyn and Vi are switches.

first of all, season 1, Vi gave off top vibes. But it season 2, Caitlyn gave off top vibes. So who is the real top? both.

THEY SWITCH. and i have proof.

EXHIBIT A: sesbian lex scene

Vi initiates. Vi clearly tops, at least for the scene we got.

I am FULLY AWARE that we were not given the full scene (damn ratings) but all that does is prove my point. If the caitvi scene was supposed to be longer, we could've seen Caitlyn top as well, after Vi finishes whatever she was doing.

But that's not the only reason I'm bringing this up.

I can't find an image of it, but if you look closely during the scene, while Caitlyn has Vi against the wall, she pushes up her knee. AND THEN. THEY. SWITCH.

EXHIBIT B: the kiss scene

LOOK AT THE WAY VI LOOKS AT HER. AND THE WAY CAITLYN LOOKS AT VI.

Caitlyn seemed more of a top in this scene, while Vi seemed more like a bottom. And sure, maybe that could just simply be because of how emotional this scene was because Vi literally just told Caitlyn she could MURDER HER BABY SISTER, but still.

...STILL don't believe me?

Ugh, FINE. I'll bring out the big guns.

Exhibit C: the ginger bitch

this is more for the people who believe Vi is solely a top, and that Caitlyn is solely a bottom, but I'm bringing this up anyways.

Vi tops in the sesbian lex scene, yes.

But you can NOT look at THIS;

and try to tell me that MADDIE is a top.

I MEAN LOOK AT THEM.

DOES MADDIE GIVE TOP VIBES TO YOU?? CAITLYN GIVES OF MAJOR TOP VIBES WHEN SHE'S WITH MADDIE.

that is all, thank u

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Rapunzel's accurate lore

"Yes, my mom is a witch, yes, my birth parents sold me to her, No, I do not hate her, what's so hard to understand?"

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You’re home now 🌙

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First step to be good at something is to think u look hot while doing it

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@the-bible-translated

I just learned people use bible to measure their fics,

Like,

"I want a jegulus fic, shorter than the bible preferably but not a requirement."

Or "the gay scene was less than three verses, I felt like I was reading about Jesus wtf"

lol I have heard people say that fics are bigger than the bible, but I've never heard people measuring according to verses, that's wild

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Wolfstar hits harder if Remus isn't conventionally attractive.

Because while Sirius is still deep in denial and internalized homophobia, he's convincing himself like "it's okay, i'm not gay, anyone would want to kiss Remus once in a while, he's just objectively hot"

Except Remus is awkward and quiet when not around friends, he's too tall like he grew up too fast and doesn't know what to do with this extra height, his scars scare people away, he wears grandpa sweaters, drinks tea in his free time and goes to sleep at 9 pm, he can't flirt for the life of him (even though he could bc he's witty and sarcastic) because he has no self-confidence and it shows.

He's basically a loser (affectionate) and Sirius is like "it's okay, no need to panic, he's the sexiest man on earth but that's just an astute observation, no gay thoughts here"

and i just think that's funny as hell

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"I'm not stupid, Pads, I'm six." Omg he's too cute 😭😭

crush - November 23 - wolfstar raising harry - @taylorswiftmicrofic - word count: 277

"...and Ron said that it's stupid to like people but I don't think so," Harry was prattling on, avoiding the homework his first grade teacher had assigned that evening. "I mean...I can have a crush if I want to, right?"

Sirius thought about that for moment, wishing, not for the first time that day, that James and Lily were still there. "You can have a crush on whoever you want, Prongslet," he nodded, giving the boy a smile. "You just have to make sure, when you're older and you want to do something about your crushes, that the other person is okay with it. Alright?"

Harry nodded thoughtfully. After a moment, though, his demeanor changed. "Pads, you have a crush, don't you?" he asked, smiling a knowing smile, as if he'd found out one of Sirius's biggest secrets.

Very curious as to where this was going, Sirius pretended to gasp in surprise, placing a hand on his chest. "I have no idea what you mean! Who do you think I could possibly have a crush on?"

But Harry just giggled, lowering his voice to a whisper. "I'm not stupid, Pads, I'm six. I know you have a crush on Moony. You get all smiley around him. And guess what?"

Resisting the urge to melt with Harry's statement, Sirius just lowered his voice as well, whispering conspiratorially, "What?"

"I think he has a crush on you, too!" Harry said, eyes wide.

"I...that's good to know, Haz. Thanks for being my wingman," Sirius laughed, patting his godson on the shoulder.

He couldn't to tell his husband later that apparently, they were very obvious about their crushes on each other.

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Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

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I have responsibilities like self torment and isolation

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