madame-midnight

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@sunburstboy

james otter

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dorm room - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 299

James Potter was having a Day. He'd gotten a P in Potions, completely forgotten about an assignment in Transfiguration, and had failed at making a certain black-haired Slytherin look his way, even after spending half hour in front of the mirror this morning. Top it all off with a particularly shitty Quidditch practice, and he just wanted to go to bed.

Storming into the Common Room, he passed Peter, who was laying on the couch flipping through a magazine.

"I wouldn't go up there, mate," Peter warned him, jerking his head towards the stairs. "Sirius and-"

But James was far too irritated and tired to listen. "I don't give a rat's arse who Sirius has got up there. He can kick her out or bring her to an empty classroom. I want to sleep."

And, without waiting for his friend's reply, he stomped up the stairs, opening the door to the seventh-year boys' room without knocking. "Sirius, get the fuck out, I-" he started, but immediately broke out with a gasp.

"Oi!"

"Fuck!"

"What are you-?" James froze, mouth open wide. Because Sirius was not in his bed with a girl. He wasn't even in his own bed.

He was in Remus's bed. With Remus.

All three boys, two of them mostly-naked and in a very compromising situation, stared at each other, none of them speaking, none of them knowing what to say.

After a moment, James cleared his throat. "Erm...I'll go. I...congrats? Yeah..er...yeah. Bye, then." And he backed out, closing the door and desperately trying to wipe that image from his mind.

"Back so soon?" Peter asked innocently when he returned, a grin on his face.

"I can't even be mad," James grumbled, taking the armchair near him. "Now they'll finally stop being to pathetic about each other."

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[Regulus and Barty bickering]

Pandora, walking in: What are you dumbasses arguing about now

Barty: Reg ate the last of my lemon drops!!

Regulus: Only because BARTIMUShexed my robes last Friday

Barty: Regulus is the one that let a snitch loose in your dorm and I covered for him

Regulus: Wait—

Pandora, turning to Reg: Really!?

Regulus: Yeah, but… Bartys the one who lost your favoRITE EYELINER

Barty: And Regulus broke up with me again because he’s SCREWING POTTER

Regulus: YEAH WELL CROUCH IS IN LOVE WITH YOUR BROTHER

Evan: What-

Barty: I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE

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not to be "comment on fanfic even if they are oooold"

But I just read a pretty good fic published in 2014-2015 (you know, roughly TEN YEARS AGO) and I was like, damn this is so cool, I have to leave a comment, even if you know, they probably wont see it...

The author replied less than an hour later.

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I think at some point in time we need to sit down and start explaining to artist who want to make a career out of art that there are FAR more options than just "living off of commissions" and "posting my art online and praying I get paid for it".

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I'm incredibly passionate about average-looking Remus.

Remus with a nose slightly too big for his face, scars, too thin in too many places.

A face that's not ugly by any means but you'd probably look straight past him if you saw him on the street. Rather plain looking.

Average.

But his personality. The quiet jokes under his breath, the kindness, the smiles on a bad day, and a listening ear.

That's what makes Remus Lupin beautiful.

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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

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for me internet friendships are “we don’t talk all the time but I see you’re online and it makes me happy” and I really hope it’s like that for everyone

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James, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast.

Remus: You're kinda ugly.

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James: Ma, do you think I should donate my hair to charity?

Euphemia, looking at her son:

Euphemia, looking at her son’s hair:

Euphemia, looking at her son:

Euphemia, looking at her son’s hair:

Euphemia, looking at her son:

Euphemia: Well… have you checked that the charities want your hair first?

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Remus: how did Reggie first came out to you?

Sirius: well there were always signs, but when he really did, he did it by giving me a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

Remus: That's cute

Sirius: It was NOT cute!

Sirius: I thought he was pregnant.

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Remus: Sirius and I got married!!

James: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.

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remus: request for you to not be a bitch

regulus: request denied.

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we all like to talk about james being hated by the slytherins but let’s👏talk👏about👏 xeno👏

pandora had to defend her man in the groupchat 💀

(regulus saying bless you to xeno is a reference to a fic but i don’t remember which one, i think it was best friend’s brother?? lemme know) (ok confirmed it was bfb lol)

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not entirely happy with this one but whatever

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How the Slytherlin Groupchat Reacted to Pandora’s New Boyfriend’s Name:

Pandora: Can I bring Xenophilius? <3

Evan: idgaf wut it is as long as we can smoke it

Regulus: I’d say “bless you” but I’m certain whatever’s possessing you would object.

Barty: Is this a wizard? Or some magical woodland creature?

Dorcas: I’m Xeno-feelin’-it.