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madam-buttress · 4 years
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Odin: How do you plead.
Loki: *looks to thor*
Thor: *mouths: not guilty*
Loki: Hot milky.
Thor: Just lock him up.
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madam-buttress · 5 years
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🙌🙌🙌🙌
🥺❤️
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madam-buttress · 5 years
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tmw you forgot to take pictures of your cosplay so you get photos from a video instead lol
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madam-buttress · 5 years
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hi I’m a beginner cosplayer c: this was a Mabel/bill (mill?? Babel???) look I did
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madam-buttress · 5 years
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nature is sacred, pass it on.
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madam-buttress · 5 years
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I know it’s not good but I’m a beginner cosplayer and if anybody has any helpful tips for me let me know pwease
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madam-buttress · 5 years
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Introverts aren’t anti social, they’re pro solitude
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madam-buttress · 5 years
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Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away
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madam-buttress · 5 years
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Eminem is one of the most successful rappers that has never uttered the N-word in one of his lyrics.
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madam-buttress · 5 years
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Grandpa joe has been bed ridden for 20 years so that means Charlie’s mom has been doing all the chores
You’re telling me that being a cuck for wily wonka is what got you out of bed grandpa joe??? You can walk because you got the hots for chocolate man grandpa joe?????
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madam-buttress · 5 years
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fuck all romance except whatever those 2 sports announcers on nintendogs had
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madam-buttress · 5 years
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Me: This thing is triggering to me!
Them: You’re overreacting!  
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It’s almost like that’s what being triggered means!
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madam-buttress · 5 years
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Meirl
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madam-buttress · 5 years
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Guys
Cottage cheese is just milk with pulp
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