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dont know how to get this gunk off my car so ive just been driving lol REALLY bumpy today
#this is how some folks drive in mass#yiou live in a snowy area clean off your fucking car#if you dont clean the ice off your roof itll get blown off halfway down the pike and fuck up someones windshield#one of the few laws i care about a lot#fucking massholes not cleaning the roofs of their cars even tho they SHOULD FUCKING KNOW BETTER
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#i dont mean to be alarmist or nasty#but what the fuck#jan Misali im so sorry you have to deal with this#also my stupid answer is that the materiel predates english and concrete is an english word
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Hi I made a lot of lilaliens4ever images as dsd characters so take this one or? Venture into the read more thing yo see the rest because I feel bad putting up a Wall of them
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i have to bite my tongue to keep from saying this to everyone i know on every gift-giving occasion. this comic is horrifically quotable.
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i have to bite my tongue to keep from saying this to everyone i know on every gift-giving occasion. this comic is horrifically quotable.
#im gonna schedule this for like a year from now and ask many notes it has then#and you'll never guess how im gonna phrase my question
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i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit
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