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@cowboybedhead please bother me and take up my time. Ily good sir
wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry
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LED headlight owners, do you feel ashamed?
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another option:
turning it into a windows 95 logo is also acceptable.
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I'm on my period and high as fuck. I just came unfortunately close to sticking my pen up my coochie instead of the tampon in my other hand
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Worst part about being masc is that no one has ever gotten me flowers before:( I want someone to give me flowers so bad
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I dont really talk to my family about my relationships starting or ending or anything about the details of them. My dad asked how my ex is doing. we broke up 2 whole months ago. why did I say she's doing good. like we are friends but he thinks we are still together and I absolutely did not tell him differently. and now idk how to tell him the truth
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"virgin" airlines? heh... not after I'm done with em...
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