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i love when you can feel the disdain dripping off of a wikipedia article

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when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

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when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

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let the people know that eating half a subway sandwich while drinking from a new watterboddle gives you an hour of loud tinnitus let the people know

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"derivative and masturbatory"...? Hell yeah i love maths and jacking it

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hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.

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a comic just for GUYS

and boys fellas dudes and men, no one else SORRY

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actually you know what that's exactly it i would rather someone add 5 parantheticals after every sentence than use tone indicators it's 1. accomplishing SO much more in terms of clarity 2. extremely funny to look at depending on how they're used

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every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard

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So are we ready to admit the world is doomed yet <3

No cuz I'm not a little bitch

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idk thinking about how sometimes you have to show up for people you aren't that close to, because sometimes you're just the person who's there. sometimes you invite a new friend to a party and end up having to sit with them through a panic attack. sometimes you run into an acquaintance on their worst day and they need to talk about what happened. sometimes someone is crying in a stairwell and you're the only one around to ask if they're okay. and none of this is "trauma dumping" or whatever the fuck it's just being there for people because you're the one in the room with them.

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me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!

me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...

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Dred Gerestant (1971-2019) Haitian-American Drag King & "Gender Illusionist" was one of the most prominent kings to emerge from the drag scene in NYC during the late 1990’s Photos by Morgan Gwenwald (1997)