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14Jul21
Fandom fury and a bit of bad press
Forced Harry’s team to finally address
Tour dates, which he posted—
While Canada got ghosted,
Love and Covid will soon tour the U.S.
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13Jul21
How fortunate there are photos of her
Being intimate with her new lover
Just as the heartbreak of Jason
(Timed with Emmy nominations)
Is what’s selling his new GQ cover.
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12Jul21
LT Numerology Edition
Mystery parcels started to appear
With limited-run 369 gear
And 28-word note
That Louis hand-wrote
In this *checks notes* 28th week of the year.
Shady Husbands Edition
Lou sent 369 gifts at random
To merch-buying members of fandom,
Like Harry’s Golden campaign
Cos these two share one brain
And love plotting their wind-ups in tandem.
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11Jul21
Lou went to Wembley to watch England win,
Showed up with an unlucky hair trim;
Football didn’t come home,
Went instead to Rome—
Pity the sod who’s gotta console him.
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10Jul21
Through the footie village Lou meanders
(Perhaps under alcoholic enhancers);
“It’s coming home!” he cries—
Just a normal guy,
But a terrible, terrible dancer.
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9Jul21
In his latest act as King of Kind,
Louis is this week’s celebrity sign;
He taught us the word “singer,”
Accent still thick in his fingers—
Ever the communications mastermind.
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8Jul21
Yachtgate’s a sad copy of a copy
But the views from today aren’t too shoddy:
A sculpted back and six-pack
And a freshly washed crack …
Good lad, good lad, nice little body.
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7Jul21
Lou euphorically screamed Harry’s name—
Not Styles, naughty minxes, but Kane,
Who, in extra time, scored,
While El went ignored
Till she made sure to creep into frame.
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12.07.21: recap
harry is MIA
mention: alessandro michele
louis is MIA
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09.07.21: recap
harry is MIA
louis is MIA
other: louis signing the word “singer” for IsabellaSigns
mention: sam fender
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