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Working on a Helen fic 🫶

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We all agree, right?

AI to write your novel is wrong

A bargain with a demon to write your novel is okay

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I would post if there was anything in the inbox. Haven’t abandoned you again, don’t worry :p

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Hi, don't know if you remember but i requested NTK X male reader one year ago? Just wanted to check on you.

Are you ok? I'm glad you came back btw!! Good luck on your finals<3

hey! I’m good, thank you. I don’t do gendered readers, so the ask wasn’t specific enough to do. I do appreciate the request though!

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okay I know I said I’d write more but it’s finals week so um. NEXT WEEK I PROMISE

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requests are open by the way ^-^

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You sat in the room you hated, checking the clock. Five minutes. You were hungry, pretty damn near starving, actually. But you didn’t want the door to your room to open. You didn’t want the food she provided under the guise of care. You scoffed. The only thing she cared about was her meal. You didn’t think you could bleed so much until you came here. Three minutes.

You flopped backwards onto your bed, closing your eyes. Thinking of a time before you were little more than a good source. But all you could think of was her smile, her laugh, her entrancing eyes. How her words seemed to flow like water over ice. That same ice could be seen in her gaze in your more recent memories.

You refusing her food, pushing her away when she sat with her. The memories continued as the ice in her eyes seemed to prick you as you held her gaze. Then, in all the memories, she would grab you by your wrist, the back of your neck, your waist. She’d pull you closer with surprising force and-

You opened your eyes. You knew what happened next and you didn’t want to re-live it. You checked the clock.

No. It couldn’t be that time already-

The door clicked open, and in she stepped.

“Hello, love.”

“Jane” you said, not raising your head to look at her. It was a small act of rebellion, but not one that went unnoticed. She strode over to you, grabbing your jaw and wrenching it upward. You hissed a breath between your teeth.

“Look at me when I talk to you.” You stared at her for a second before nodding.

She smiled.

“Good.” You mustered a weak smile as she continued. “It’s time to eat, my love.” You stiffened.

“I’m not hungry.”

“You have to eat. I can’t eat unless I know you’re safe and you won’t pass out.”

“I-“

“Don’t you want me to be happy, love?” You sat stunned for a moment.

“No! You- you tricked me, you kidnapped me, and you suck my blood!” She just stared at you for a second, and you braced yourself to dodge her, but she didn’t move.

“Eat.”

“But-“

“My dear,” she hissed at you, “I’m being lenient with you. Now eat the fucking food.”

you ate the food. A dinner of tofu, spinach, and lentils. Iron rich foods. You glanced up at Jane, pleadingly. She spoke.

“Remember when we first met? You were so cute. I always knew I wanted this. Well, not you being so stubborn. But that can be fixed.” She moved towards you and your heart pounded in your throat.

She smirked at you.

“Don’t be so scared love, I’m not ready to eat quite yet.” You tried to slow your quickening heartbeat as she continued. “Anyway, I always knew I wanted you with me, here. Just for me.” She grinned, sighing. She was very close to you now, and you would’ve felt the warmth of her body if she wasn’t ice-cold as her eyes.

“Alright. Now I’m hungry.” You stiffened.

“Jane, wait-“ you were stopped as she put a finger to your lips.

“Shh, it won’t take long. It won’t hurt too much, you know that. Well, maybe a little extra, for not eating yesterday.” She laughed, exposing her fangs.

“Now, where should I start?” You tried to keep your heart rate steady as she traced a finger along your wrist.

“Here?” she moved her hand to your forearm.

“Maybe here?” You knew she feel how fast your heart was pumping, how scared you were. “Hmm, I think…here!” She said, landing her finger on a vein in your neck. Your heart beat ever faster as she positioned you on her lap, gently moved your head to the side to expose your neck, and bit.

you tried not to move, the faster this was over the better. Jane finished up and put a bandage on your neck.

“That didn’t hurt too much, did it love?”

It had. It was all you could do to keep the tears in your eyes and off of your face. But you cleared your throat and answered

“No.”

She rested her head on your shoulder, relaxing. You stiffened, not used to her touch. She started speaking to you.

“What’s so bad about this life, my love? What makes you put up such a fight?”

She moved so you were face to face.

“Why can’t you just listen? Would that be so hard?” Her voice was soft, but her words felt like knives. She tilted your head up with a single finger, continuing her speech.

“I hate having to hurt you, my love. I try to be patient with you…but-“ She grabbed your wrist and pulled you closer, whispering in your ear.

“Sometimes you’re just insufferable.”

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I’ll also only be taking yandere requests for the time being. It’s just what’s inspiring me right now. Again, so sorry for all the wait. You guys are the best and I love you.

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I’m fully aware it has been nine months. I am so sorry guys, you might see me update every once in a while but I will probably keep disappearing on ya. To those who’ve stuck around, thank you so much, you will be rewarded with 1 post every year minimum <3

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MH boys separately, with a s/o who betrays them. Not cheating, but like, they turn out to be a 'villain' of sorts and actually helping the other side (if that makes sense? An example ig would be a s/o of Jay or Tim helping Alex reach his goals)

Oooooh, love the creative prompt. I’ll just be going with the main two for now as I am about to rest. Hope you enjoy!

Tim

Tim would be furious. But mostly at himself. Why didn’t he see the signs?! He found out you were working with Alex when he found a journal you’d been writing in open on the floor when he was packing up a hotel room. He didn’t mean to snoop, but he accidentally read a few words when he was picking it up. He got confused, so he read a little more. You were writing about secretly meeting with Alex, planning strategies, and trying to find the best way to end the sickness. You had written lists of people who did, probably did, or might have the sickness. You had maps of houses, with all possible entrances noted. You had pictures of people, with their schedules, strengths, and weaknesses listed. You even had a page for him, with a picture, his schedule, and a question mark at the top. When he finished reading it all, he sank to the floor, huddling into the corner. You couldn’t have- you WOULDN’T have- but you did. All the evidence was right there, in the book you forgot to close. When you get back from the store, ready to drive to the next location, your stuff is in a neat pile in the still open motel room. A note placed on top reads “Leave me the fuck alone. And next time you try to trick someone, close your journal”

Jay

Jay finds out when he’s walking through the forest, supposed to be in the motel. He finds a small, one room cabin and decides to investigate. While outside, he peeks into the window. The glass is wavy, so he can only see silhouettes. But he can still hear voices. You….and Alex?! He gets confused, and at first he thinks you’re in trouble, so he moves to go inside, but then his brain registers what you two are saying. You’re talking about Tim. About how to kill him. Jay doesn’t always have the best relationship with Tim, but he cares about him. He gets upset and sits under the window to keep listening. Eventually the subject gets to HIM. He listens intently, leaning against the wall. You’re reluctant to kill him, you say. Alex questions you, saying that’s the whole reason you’re with him. So he’ll trust you. Jay gasps involuntarily. Then, hearing the voices stop, and then shuffling noises, he runs. He runs back to the motel, hastily editing and uploading the next entry. When you get back hours later, after thoroughly searching the woods, all his stuff is gone. All your stuff is where you left it, but any trace of Jay has disappeared. You go on the computer, checking the YouTube channel to see if he’s okay, or in danger, or hurt. What you see instead is text of the screen that says “today, while in the forest, I discovered something terrible. Then, footage of a small cabin. The conversation you had mere hours before. Jay gasping, then running. The camera cuts, and the words on the screen say “Tim, if you’re watching this, wherever you are, stay safe. And Alex, and the people working with him, stay away from me.”

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IM SO SORRY I FORGOT YOU AREN'T IN HOSPITAL ANYMORE HAHAHAHWJWJXNS

My memory is shit 💔

(I'm the one that requested nina the killer X male reader)

AAAAAAAA THATS OKAY! I’m still going pretty slowly with the writing TvT

If you wanna resend it that’s ok, but if not that’s also cool!! It will be awhile before it’s answered though, sorry!

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Hello hello! No spoons for writing today, just checking in to say hiiii! How are you all doing? I love you guys!

random headcanon - Helen does little portraits of the people he kills for blood(if he doesn’t hate them) just because he feel he owes it to them

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hihi!! can you do some cuddling headcannons w/ toby? like if you’ve had a bad day and you just want to watch some shows together. male reader pls!!<33 love ur writing!!

hi! Thank you so much <3333 I don’t remember if I did this before but I’m going to be doing gender neutral readers for everything. Just so everyone can enjoy, sorry :(

hope you like it!

I feel like Toby’s the type of guy to have 17 blankets and use them all. He has a cupboard full of them and will just bring them out due to level of severity. Okay day? A couple blankets. Bad day? 12 blankets. Horrible day? Every single blanket and a couple pillows. And possibly a weighted blanket (depending on your preferences)

And if you had a bad day then he can tell immediately when you walk through the door. He sits you down on the couch, hands you the remote and gets some blankets and a couple snacks. He lets you pick some shows to watch and sits down next to you, after arranging the blankets. If you end up watching tv for a while, he might fall asleep with his head on your shoulder. He doesn’t mind if you wake him up, or fall asleep yourself.

If you want to talk about the day you had, he’s all ears. He’ll listen to you and give you advice if you want. If not, he’ll just listen to what you have to say. He’s very good at comforting, and if there’s anything you need to fix, he can help you with it. He’s happy to help, in fact. And if not, he’s happy to just be there for you

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Hey guys! After a short hospital stay and a little recovery time, I can saw I’m ready to write again! I will be slower than before, and probably have less writing, but a little is better than nothing, I hope. I love all my followers, thank you for staying with me through my long breaks. Enjoy the writing <3

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got a couple tests done and I have to go back in tomorrow. I’ll probably post some short writing for you guys tomorrow if I’m up to it after the tests!

Hey guys, going into the hospital soon to get something checked out (I don’t think it’s that serious don’t worry!) but if it does end up being serious I might be gone for a while. If I disappear for a bit then that’s what happend

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Hey guys, going into the hospital soon to get something checked out (I don’t think it’s that serious don’t worry!) but if it does end up being serious I might be gone for a while. If I disappear for a bit then that’s what happend

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Just fyi I might not write for a while