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Laziness is great when youve COMMITTED to it. Being like "hmmm I'll make myself a cuppa take a nap and generally do fuck all today" intentionally rules so hard. Laziness in place of wanting to do stuff SUCKS it's like "FUCK all I did today was make myself a cuppa and take a nap shit goddammit not again". May you all have more of the first days and less of the second,even if from the outside they look identical

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can someone please tell me what the fuck I just saw

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the urge to go to bed at 6pm these days is insane

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*takes up smoking just to have an excuse to go outside and experience fresh air + sunlight during the workday*

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she jack off my trades till im master of none

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hi im your cat do you mind if i touch your coffee. do you mind if i put my whole foot in your coffee

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she's ok with the baby being mind controlled

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Lies I have told children ages 7-9

I am five billion years old

My name is Snuffalufagus Bartholomew Von Maximus the Third

I'm in Kindergarten because after college they make you start again all the way back in the beginning.

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Ever notice how the moon never moves?

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"Your identity is valid but your past being raised as a man still matters"

trans girl whose memories from before HRT are a sort of unreal haze: uh huh. how interesting. sure. yeah. okay. cool beans.

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Why does this pic of Tom cruise look like something that would be posted by a gay fetish blog dedicated to ai images of impossibly gigantic men with their feet exposed

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