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they should invent going outside without people looking at you

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Underground is a weird place

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it's because you're always on that damn vibrator

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Nikki Giovanni and James Baldwin

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Lux

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Found in a book left in the park.

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hey guys we’re almost to 0 followers thank you so much everyone

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oh my god

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the king just told me my jester subscription is going up by 2 bucks this month… fuck this. im just gonna hire some pirates to kidnap him

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i've always wanted to visit the beautiful city of chicago because i love their citation style

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its absolutely critical that the haters dont get their hands on my old as fuck treasure map

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dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

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Whenever my aunt springs her insane superstitious/religious cures on me I specifically remember when I was 17 and she got me exorcised. The priest was like "I don't think she's possessed" and she insisted "well there's something wrong with her, she's always [symptoms of depression] so..."

And the guy said some verses and touched my head and stuff then said I should drink only holy water for an entire week. Which wasn't hard to do, but my fav part of this whole experience was me saying I want to eat instant noodles and my aunt going "I'll make them for you. With the holy water he gave us." And then I had holy instant noodles

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my kinks are jerking off and missionary sex and photos of big boobs and porn , and also hot models haha

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Infighting only helps our oppressors.

Infighting only helps our oppressors.

Infighting only helps our oppressors.

Infighting only helps our oppressors.

Infighting only helps our oppressors.