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So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

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This is everything I need in a caregiver! Gundham au

the princess of darkness has requested a "stawby milk"

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Do you draw gladnis (gladio x ignis)? Please delete this is not appropriate thank you for responding

I don't draw ships much and tbh i don't even have a fav one but i can do any (as long as the idea inspires me enough, heh)

I do have some gladnis thoughts somewhere in my brain…But so far i only did this sketch of office baddies in skirts

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Dare I say lyney and ororon look very shippable here? Dare I say their ship name is trick or treat? Because lyney does tricks and ororon is a farmer boy?

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I think op needs a hug

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

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Trans akechi goro is so real and yet I somehow I never thought of him getting pregnant

better than looking like shido honestly

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You ever think about how we call toddlers that because they can't walk right. They toddle about. Fuckin idiots. Fuckin idiot steppers can't walk properly. Call 'em wobblers. This is my son Jeffrey he's at the age where I mock him for walking like a fucking scrub. "Skill issue" ass name.

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No bc I love to be like "the black mask was soooo evil!!" With fans that don't psycho-analyze akechi in the same way I do, but inside, I'm truly waiting for the Black Mask to show up and fuck these assholes UUUP. I just kinda wish I could be yusuke in that timeline though.... Sigh

I don’t think we need the Phantom Thieves I think we need the Black Mask

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akiren has two hands. shukitake

NOW THIS. this is so true…….shuake this, shukita that……make way for the true otp

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Akira literally any time the phantom thieves do anything

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

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If this is how I die then so be it

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I quite like this idea as a serious au bc like. L and light being gay lovers who's passionate sex made akechi implies one of them is transmasc and I vote light personally

i know this is a joke but considering who akechi is based on we all know who his REAL father is

people who didn't read the death note manga missed the secret gay sex ending where L and light eloped and had an affair and akechi was born as a result.............

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Dare I say this is akechi and literally anyone you ship him w

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yusuke is quite literally theeeee best. he’s awesome, he’s great, and we shoudl have been able to date him. i love it whenever he sees a treasure chest with joker and his fake tail starts wagging

he’s such a fucking cutie 😭😭 idk how he simultaneously handles being the most attractive character in the game and also the most relatable one

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P5r has a lot of writing flaws generally But you have to admit. no matter how you view his character “highly marketable anime Pretty Boy who keeps going ‘woaww Protagonist you’re so interesting <33’ is actually a hired assassin and is acting like that because he’s actively planning your murder” is an objectively hilarious plot point

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im always so nervous to rt or share anything related to makoto bc ppl clown on her sm but guys u dont get itttt. shes my blorbo if i could take her from atlus i would

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This is so me coded

I'm sorry my stupid gay tail started wagging when I saw you. I'll go .