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stanuary week 1 doodles! the mindscape prompt got me thinkin about this silly au i was cookin up 🍳
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I have a soft spot for the weird tradition of having the actual artists record gibberish versions of songs for sims soundtracks because it enabled me to do this awful bit where I'd randomly insert a simlish version of a track into a playlist and see how long it took people to ask what the fuck was going on
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god dammit, just battled an ancient evil too powerful to defeat alongside my heroic allies and now they're all talking about "locking it away" and "binding it in a vessel" we are soooooo fucked
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"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other
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I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw
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That feeling when i’ve written eight pages of dialogue with no action aside from two characters staring blankly into each others eyes with absolutely no space for interjection
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Had a silly thought about hypothetical cat curse shenanigans with @dark-lord-of-awesomeness's How to Cat Burglar a Family ;)
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I remember when I was little my dad hated me going in the basement and he knew I was deathly afraid of the pokemon hitmonlee so he ripped the hitmonlee page out of my pokedex book and pinned it to the corkboard at the bottom of the stairs and I didn’t go down there for three years I was so scared
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The PL fandom has so many good fucking writers and artists. How amazing is it that we’re all gathered here over a man who’s built like a graham cracker?
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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????
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underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense
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my favorite pnf bits in no particular order
- Big Laundry
- ferb making shit up for no reason just to mess with people
- "fossils dun dun dun"
- "I am to metaphor cheese as metaphor cheese is to transitive verb crackers"
- buford's assortment of random items (obscure musical instruments, life-sized molds of everyone, velvet rope, marlin)
- that sequence in out to launch where they keep showing actual rocket crashes
- "and fall. keep falling. and keep being a platypus"
- the entire backstory from chronicles of meap (the ocelots? balloony? iconic)
- "perry the platypus did you just go 'gungalingadung'"
- the whole peter the panda saga
- "careful out there... washing my car. don't scratch it"
- "cowabunga laws of nature"
- the ducky momo "I hate people" plate
- "thwart me perry the platypus"
- "now I gotta go do something nice to balance out the universe see you on the news"
- the entire game show from let's take a quiz
- "you can run but it won't be to the college of your choice I tell you"
- "bigger than a refrigerator but smaller than a really big refrigerator"
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ema's standard for prosecutors...
i like the original version of this dialogue because she says she doesn't like klavier because he's "jarajara" (sfx for jangling/clinking) because of his chains and not "hirahira" (sfx for fluttering), an obvious reference to edgeworth's cravat but i like to think it refers to lana's scarf too
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