he/him this world is insufferable and so am i
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Ive been saying
That ortus was giggling and skipping when he got yanked back into the River and learned he was not just doing but STARRING IN, this experimental murder-mystery mind play for his house's adept as the only way for her to attain full lyctorhood
Im sure he had dreams about this exact thing, Harrow's life depending on him winning a Bony
every locked tomb character is one of the characters of all time but ortus nigenad really is The Character Of All Time my guy brought a fanfiction to the gun fight AND WON
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not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual
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If not carry, why potato sack sized? (Or, Gideon tries saving Harrow from herself)
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No matter what a post on tumblr tries to tell you, your moral and ethical stances will never be determined by what you reblog and what you scroll past. Don’t let manipulation tactics force you into doing anything you don’t want to do.
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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
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fruit fly diving straight toward the glass of apple cider vinegar mixed with dish soap already littered with the corpses of his kin
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Ok listen, is ianthe actually ugly or are her vibes so rancid she's just like ugly-passing
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I will never stop laughing at Harrow absolutely terrorized at Cytherea's inexplicably reanimated body creeping spastically towards her in the night, but in reality Wake has squeezed herself in there and is probably all like "fuck...ugh...shit...ugh...cmon...ugh...this is not...ugh...how i pictured...ugh...this going...ugh" with each fight to move each limb
#been dead so long i forgot how to work one of these#i miss the river#this is so much easier in a liminal space#ill kill another 50 wizards just for all this trouble#commander wake#harrowhark nonagesimus#htn#tlt
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"america has been sliding into fascism since trump was elected" "america has been sliding into fascism since Reagan" the founding fathers owned people.
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Before January 2025:
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This is a fucking incredible reading of John
So we found out from Palamedes and the Unwanted Guest that lyctorhood is not perfect and leaves a mark on the necromancer. The necromancer devours the cavalier's soul, and unintentionally gains something from it, mostly emotions or new urges or something like that. Like Ianthe getting Babs' hatred/distaste of Gideon.
John devoured Alecto. For a little while, John and Alecto were one, two souls intermingling like two pieces of flesh bleeding together. Then John created her a body and poured her soul back in, unintentionally creating a perfect lyctorhood.
John didn't really know what he was doing. He was running on guesswork and instinct. So I think he and Alecto shared and gained something from eachother.
Alecto is always described as angry. Which makes sense, considering the circumstances. But when John killed and devoured the earth, he was furious. He was raging. He hated.
What if Alecto got most of her anger and hatred and rage from John? Some of it was hers, yes. But hatred? A never ending anger? What if Alecto got what John was feeling when he ate her, made her?
And John. What did he get?
The thing is, we don't know what Alecto's personality was like. She was a planet, not exactly a person with feelings.
But we do know what Resurrection Beasts are like. They are relentless. They hunt and hunt and hunt John. Angry, yes. But mostly unstoppable and stuck in a never ending cycle of hunting John no matter the cost.
John won't forgive the Trillionaires. He doesnt even seem that angry anymore. But he won't stop hunting them, not for anything. Augestine begged him to stop. John doesn't let his lyctors tell him to stop. John doesn't care how many worlds he kills, how many people he displaced. He doesn't care about the cost to the Houses. He is relentless. He hunts and hunts and hunts.
John acts like a Resurrection Beast. And Alecto acts like John.
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can't think of a more fitting end for Kamala's political career than her keeping her supporters waiting all day at a watch party and then losing harder than any Democrat in their lifetimes and canceling her speech and sneaking out the back and having her campaign manager tell everyone to go home. this is the same contempt she's treated her base with throughout the campaign and even her most ardent followers were not spared from it as they wept.
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The first time it rained at Canaan House...
Credit to @omiomi-koki , sorry for the @ but this was just too perfect to not draw as griddlehark
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Ianthe Tridentarius, woman that you are, they could never make me hate you
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me: i'm gonna draw some serious and cool locked tomb fanart what i always end up drawing:
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