m0n0p0lyy59

[m0n0p0lyy59]

ive given up l0zerz

NWEAH-

[m0n0p0lyy59]

LEAVE ME AL0NE!!!! >:[

(zorry twaz late, falled azleep)

[m0n0p0lyy59]

LEAVE ME AL0NE!!!! >:[

(zorry twaz late, falled azleep)

[m0n0p0lyy59]

M0n0p0lyy M0ndays #1

"Wheres My F00d??"

[m0n0p0lyy59]

taking liam to zkool 2day :3

[m0n0p0lyy59]

WHY IN THE W0RLD IS MY HUMAN SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WH0 IS D0NALDE TRUMUT??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!! HE SH0ULD DIE!!!

[m0n0p0lyy59]

zhe do whu zhe want

I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

[m0n0p0lyy59]

welc0me!!!!! IF I SEE AN0THER CAT YOU WILL DIE!!! I NEED NURISHMENT.

I am the fabul0us cat named M0n0p0lyy. (TW0 YZ!!!! GET IT RIGHT IDI0TZ) i am the best kattie ever and all 0ther cats deserve n0ne 0f y0ur l0ve 0r f00d. I DESERVE IT ALL.

the gl0ri0usness that is mwah shall bless you on M0ndayz with puctures 0f ME!!! t0 light up y0ur day, in resp0nse i want treats and pets. they shall be kn0wn as M0N0P0LYY M0NDAYYS. THE BEST M0NDAYS EVER. if i miss a day, SHUT UP I D0NT CARE.

0ther cats, SCRAM. this place is N0T f0r y0u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i will als0 p0st my w0nderfull interests 0f cattnip, t0ys, TH0SE W0RMY THINGS THAT CAN FLY!?!?!?!? and the meaty creature that best0ws me pets. THESE P0ST WILL BE IRREGULAR. I D0 WHAT I WANT. als0 i leik the number 59, ill d0 that

tags arre: M0n0p0lyy M0ndays, and GIMME!!! (interest p0sts)

creatures with less fur, I AM AB0VE Y0U!!!!

(pr0-n0uns: She/Me0w, o=zer0s)