m0gg3t

[m0gg3t]

nerd lesbians playing rainbow road..... fork found in kitchen

[m0gg3t]

Just watched all of cyberpunk edgerunners instead of being able to sleep.

I think it's a really well done cyberpunk

[m0gg3t]

Imagine if you met someone who can't eat watermelon. Not that they're allergic or unable somehow, but they just haven't figured out how to do that. So you're like "what the hell do you mean? it works just like eating anything else, you open your mouth, sink your teeth in, take a bite and chew. If you can bite, chew and swallow, you should be able to eat a watermelon."

And they agree that yes, they do know how to eat, in theory. The problem is the watermelon. Surely, if they figured out where to start, they'd figure out how to do it, but they have no clue how to get started with it.

This goes back and forth. No, it's not an emotional issue, they're not afraid of the watermelon. They can eat any other fruit, other sweet things, and other watery things ("it's watery?" they ask you). Is it the colour? Do they have a problem eating things that are green on the outside and red on the inside?

"It's red on the inside?"

Wait, they've never seen the inside? At this point you have to ask them how, exactly, they eat the watermelon. So to demonstrate, they take a whole, round, uncut watermelon, and try to bite straight into it. Even if they could bite through the crust, there's no way to get human jaws around it.

"Oh, you're supposed to cut it first. You cut the crust open and only chew through the insides."

And they had no idea. All their life this person has had no idea how to eat a watermelon, despite of being told again and again and again that it's easy, it's ridiculous to struggle with something so simple, there's no way that someone just can't eat a watermelon, how can you even mange to be bad at something as fucking simple as eating watermelon.

If someone can't do something after being repeatedly told to "just do it", there might be some key component missing that one side has no idea about, and the other side assumed was so obvious it goes without mention.

[m0gg3t]

for the next biome update we are: 1) dandelion particles now have a 1/10,000 chance of carrying hemagglutinizing spike proteins; and 2) all animals are now given the "edit pdfs" trait by default

[m0gg3t]

[m0gg3t]

im sure it was much more hectic than this in reality but i love the concept of the "line of musketeers." cuz it takes fucking forever to reload the things so if its two groups of musketeers just shooting each other its

*HUGE BOOM OF 18 MUSKETS GOING OFF (9 on each side)* *thudthudthudthudthud* *sounds of fumbling and general frustration* *HUGE BOOM OF 13 MUSKETS GOING OFF*

[m0gg3t]

hey best friend let’s see those molars image

[m0gg3t]

[m0gg3t]

got too much nona feelings lately so had to sketch her

[m0gg3t]

Irving during that dinner

[m0gg3t]

Want one of your fishmongers to return? Just to go your MyMonger tab, click on "banished" in the dropdown menu, and select the gear icon to manage your shunned mongers.

[m0gg3t]

If I was a mage in the dungeon meshi universe, I'd figure out how to enchant living paintings and then commission some artists to paint me a bunch of pictures of magnificent feasts. Then I'd rent out a gallery space and charge entry to my Magical Food Hall, where you can eat as much of anything you want and not experience any of the consequences. Think of the possibilities. I'm not just talking about calories and weight loss here. I'd have a painting of a bakery where gluten-free people can gorge themselves on bread and cakes and then leap out of the painting before the vomiting sets in. I'd have an ice cream parlor for the lactose intolerant. One painting is just called "The Allergen Feast" and is a table laden with things like nuts, soy products, shellfish, etc. I'd have a painting of a county fair with the most insane types of fried food imaginable. I'm planning an expansion, but first I gotta consult some religious experts to see if eating imaginary painted food that isn't kosher/halal is technically against the rules or not.

[m0gg3t]

Kink isn’t shameful because of the weird sex stuff. That part’s rad. It’s shameful because it is technically improv. 

[m0gg3t]

And at last, the Archivist looks up.

[m0gg3t]

michael distortion what a goofy guy

[m0gg3t]

If you have to ask, I worry for your dental health

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

[m0gg3t]