[Lab | 19 | He | Queer][Avatar ID: A slightly blurry photo of a least weasel (M. nivalis) standing up straight from behind a tree trunk. Its eyes appear to glow from the flash of the camera. End ID] [Avatar Credit: iNaturalist observation by martin1778 https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/238965773 (CC BY-NC 4.0)] [Header ID: An impressionistic acrylic painting in vibrant green tones of a waterfall in a deciduous forest on a sunny day. End ID]
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(mob boss voice) so here's the deal, see. you's gonna go home and get a gooood night's sleep, see? and you's gonna have sweet dreams and a reaaal nice rest. reaaal nice. max here will tuck you in *i motion to the thuggish goon behind me and he approaches you with a warm glass of milk held gingerly in his enormous hand*
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put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time
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don’t worry about why i had to google this but this example sentence is killing me
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gguys I just learnedsomething so fuckedyp?? What do you mean mental illnesses… have symptoms,,, why am I experiencing shit broooooooo I want a refund booooooo 0 stars
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Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this
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The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters
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I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about
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in the 2000s you got called metrosexual just for wanting tuo fuck the underground,trains
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my notes app is a wonderful place with lots of little forgotten treasures for me to find later and appreciate my poetic brilliance 😌
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Drawing fat characters will make you a better artist, btw. Unironically, once you know how, you will not want to go back
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